Groot

Lover of the Marvel Universe inc The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Ant Man, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage & The Defenders.

[George Michael Official @GeorgeMOfficial]

"You tell me you're cold on the inside
How can the outside world
Be a place that your heart can embrace
Be good to yourself
'Cause nobody else
Has the power to make you happy." - Heal The Pain ❤️

[Shirley Lewis @Shirley__Goss]

9/11 😒💔🌎

[Shirley Lewis @Shirley__Goss]

🌈

[George Michael Official @GeorgeMOfficial]

"Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showin' you the door
'Cause I gotta have faith." - Faith 🙏

Listen here: https://t.co/V2voV2ZUIT

📸 Chris Cuffaro

[NativeAmericanSoul @Nativeesoul]

If this is not heaven 🙌 I dont know what is.

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@Jessperation I am groot!!! (Meaning - congratulations on being #2 👍)

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@Jessperation I am Groot! (meaning I hate Merla!)

[Groot @GrootLondon]

I am Groot @jessperation

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@peterful @TheTweetOfGod Hearsay!!

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@rickygervais please can you RT about this charity event?

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@rickygervais will there be a second series of #AfterLife in our future?

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@Wham_Rap72 Fantastic! I went yesterday afternoon. A must see for any fan of George ❤️

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@maddiejupiter Do you need to book for the exhibition? Thanks!

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@Ouadie13 @Loftur_96 @Fotballmoro @JasperPinstripe @TheTweetOfGod That’s bollocks mate! Do yourself a favour and don’t talk about things you have no understanding about, cancel your twitter account and go and get a proper education. Idiot.

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@25georgemichael @ajridgeley Belated birthday wishes Andy!

[Groot @GrootLondon]

@rickygervais Happy New Year would’ve been enough!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As you probably guessed, I’m not a religious person, but my favourite line in The Bible is “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” It basically means “Oh, shut the fuck up. You’re a cunt too sometimes.” Thanks Jesus.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Wernham Blogg - The Office Podcast @WernhamBlogg]

In episode 4 we asked for someone to record themselves trying to pay for a bus ride with stamps...The Internet answered.

You will never see a video like this again... this is brilliant. FACT!!

Credit: Liam Church-Burton

Listen to episode 1-6 here:
https://t.co/Ns8SsajkA1

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this, because the ongoing success of this Twitter account is the only thing standing between you and the Armageddon you so richly deserve.