Groovey

Consistent and honest loser. Some call it variance, I call it skill. I have never once made money doing this. Lifetime -1000u+. #EasyLoser #NeverHadAChance

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Welcome to Grooviest place on betting twitter. Here the picks are easy losers but the vibes are high. If you’re looking for bets that never had a chance, you’re in the right place. 🤑 #FadeMe #SportsGambling #EasyLoser #NeverHadAChance

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World Cup
England TT o2.5 2u
Croatia -1.5 2u
Colombia -.5 2u

We have been having a BRUTAL time with this gimmick footie. However, this is our get back.

TRUST ME. JUST TAKE BETTER TEAM TO DO GOODLY THINGS.

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World Cup
Sweden Netherlands BTTS 2u
Germany -1.5 2u
Ecuador TT o2.5 2u
Japan -1.5 2u

Easy losers everywhere. It’s been AWFUL. Only worse from here. Let’s make some MAGIC.

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Shinnecock is a BLOODBATH rn. LOVE IT.

MORE.

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U.S. Open
Aberg
Burns
Fleetwood
Henley
Si Woo Kim
Reed

THE WHACKER RETURNS. Gimmick players for a gimmick course. Unlike some on tour. These guys are NOT bums. Just like find the fairway and get the hell out of there plz.

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World Cup
🚨🚨 Iran -.5 5u #max

THESE IRANIANS ARE READY TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS IMPORTANT

Auto bet.

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UFC Freedom 250
🚨🚨 Topuria by KO 2u+ Hokit ml 5u #max
Garcia ml 2u
Nickal / Dauckas o1.5 rounds 2u
Holkit by KO 2u
Gane ml 2u

Fights on the White House lawn like it’s the colosseum. This is awesome.

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Sunday Night Baseball
Rangers vs Red Sox o9.5 2u

Hit some DINGERS.

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EASY WINNER. Electric second half. Credit the Japanese for that performance.

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World Cup
🚨🚨 Japan vs Netherlands BTTS 5u #max

It’s been MISERABLE since the hot start. Need a miracle. World Cup is the best.

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World Cup
🚨🚨 Sweden vs Tunisia o2.5 5u #max
Ecuador ML DNB 2u

LETS KEEP IT UP. LONG NIGHT AHEAD. What a Sunday of sports

UFC Freedom 250 card LOADING.

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Switerzland is ASS. Awful. They BLEW IT AGAINST QATAR.

Wow. Just awful. Simply NEVER had a chance.

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World Cup
🚨🚨 Swiss to win to nil vs Qatar 5u #max
Brazil -.5 2u
Scotland vs Haiti u2.5 2u

HUGE DAY.

Swiss. Just like beat this guys.

Brazil. Just like take care of business.

Scotland Haiti. I mean only in the World Cup. What a clash of cultures.

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4-0 in the World Cup. WE ARE THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS. PLAY FREE BIRD.

ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

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World Cup
🚨🚨 United States of America -.5 5u #max
Bosnia +.5 2u

We are a World Cup SHARP. And America is the land of the free. PLAY FREE BIRD.

And that I am from Bosnia song is catchy as hell.

I am from Bosnia. Give me a win America. #analysisthatmatters

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IM THE GREATEST WORLD CUP CAPPER EVER. 2-0. KNOWN SOCCER GURU. THIS WILL BE A GREAT MONTH.

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1-0 in the WORLD CUP. MAYBE I FOUND MY CALLING. MEXICO. WINNER. #FIFAWorldCup

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World Cup 2026
Mexico 1H ML 1u
Czechia vs South Korea BTTS 1u

ITS THE WORLD CUP BABY. ITS TIME. PLAY FREE BIRD.

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THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE BUMS. Gimmick cake walk through the EASY east showing its true colors. If they were a golfer. They would be KURT KITAYAMA. COMPLETELY OUTCLASSED by the Golden Showers #stanleycup

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Stanley Cup Final
🚨🚨 Carolina Hurricanes ML vs Vegas 5u #max

I mean I’ve never seen a golden knight I like. Vegas don’t know A THING about a hurricane.

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NBA Western Conference Finals
🚨🚨 Thunder -3.5 5u #max

I mean why are we doing with this line. The thunder are just the BETTER team. Gimmick scripted series had the best team in the world galavanting into the finals. Thunder. Take. Care. Of. Business