Funky Weapon.

Head Coach of Taguchi Japan. 私は愚痴を犯し、たくさんの愚痴を得る。誰も私のギャングスタをテストすることはできません。 [RP/PARODY]

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

BITCH I’M SILLYYYYYY!
UP DEM CHOPPAHS, SHOOT YOUR SHIT UP, LET’S GET BUSYYYYYY!
DRINKIN HENNY, GOIN BRAZY, POPPIN PILLIESSSS!

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

But that new Teanna Trump drops in 2 days. I’ll wait till after.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

PornHub happened.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

used 2 pray 4
better dayz
better coochie
better head

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

young sex gods

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

I 💚 Valentine’s Day.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

I WALK IN THE CLUB JUST TO PIPE IT UP, I STAND ON THIS STAGE JUST TO PIPE IT UP.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

PIPE IT UP, PIPE IT UP, PIPE IT UP, PIPE IT UP, PIPE IT UP, PIPE IT UP.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

LIL BIH SAID:
“BREAK MY BACK DADDY 😍💦🥵💦😉🍆🤩🥴🥜🤤🥺💦💦”

BEST BELIEVE SHE LEFT CRIPPLED
🥴🤒🦿👩‍🦽💦

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

TOLD MY HOMIE PASS MI DAT LIL BIH SHE FINNA FUCK DA WHOLE CREW ON SUM GROUPIE SHIT

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

hi my name is ryusuke taguchi.
i am 40 yrs old and i run a whorehouse.

if u crave da sloppi toppi or da wEt wEt or u jus want 2 🥜 i hav da finest women in japan.

i also offer scholarships for those who have dreams of bein a stripper or owning an OnlyFans.

— Pimp ‘Guchi.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

// 😂🤣 I LOVE YOU TOO I COULDNT RESIST AFTER WATCHING FANTASTICA MANIA

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

wen u 🥜 and it accidentally gets on u

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

ur a hero 🥺🙏🏼

[NJPW Global @njpwglobal]

Who had the best body of NJPW in 2019?

Pieter? Ryusuke Taguchi? Or...

Find out more: https://t.co/nSYcMdaVaS
#njpw #njconcurso

[ASW Archive @ASW_Fedarchive]

@GroovierThanYou I'm having a little bit of a laugh.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

u think Pieter can do the trick?

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

Sadly yes 😔
its time to rely on viagra or stop watching pornhub

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

I might need to stop beating my peepee.

[Junior Heavyweight Legend. @KyobonaHeishi]

You're that bad now huh?

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

@FlamboyantMind I think you’re better suited to be mine. I’m started to lose it.

[Funky Weapon. @GroovierThanYou]

cudn’t 🥜 last night

man jacking off becomes more of a sport as u get older 👴🏼💦

ya’ll young super jrs. need to cherish ur nUTTs while u can.