My Psychedelic Butt

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When thinking about who I'm going to vote for this midterm, it's important to remember a time when if I made any kind of comment or joke about transgender people on Twitter, that my account would be immediately suspended.

Because of things like this, I will never vote Democrat.

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I'm going to write a book called "Cooler Heads".

It's going to be about an alien race invading Earth who have ice coolers for heads.

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@ElisaJordana "How, does it eel". 🎶🎶🎶

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@bronk If pussy costs money then that's illegal.

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They say the Amish have the lowest rates of autism, but I think they're just all autistic, so how would they be able to tell?

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@camelotQKerry Tell David that I said hello!

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@JerrySeinfeld I literally just had a five minute conversation with a dentist's secretary about how they knew how to 'run' my insurance, but they didn't know how to 'take' my insurance.

...and the important part was the 'taking' of my insurance.

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The truth is, when it comes to me, people miss out. They always have.

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@Freschetta No, it's fine. It's just wrapped so securely in plastic.

I like you MUCH better than "no taste Digiorno".

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I always feel like your pizza received a visit from Dexter.
@Freschetta

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@tmbg Bring CornMo!

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@bronk They could put her in witness protection program as long as the town they move her to isn't called "Witness Protectionadia".

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If I was gay, I would have a tramp stamp that says "DMs".

#SlideIntoMyDMs

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The left wing never want to update words like 'gang rape'.

They never want to turn it into "people who a person didn't agree to have sex with but ended up having sex with them anyway".

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@tmbg It's so funny. I thought the synths and drum machines of the album Lincoln were so unique, but y'all were pissed that you had old technology.

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@jayweidner37 Is that like herpes?

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Well, I won't be voting this midterm. Just like years ago when I tried to vote, it's just too much of a pain in the ass.

When the government can figure out how to not inconvenience my brain I'll be happy to vote.

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Why is trading people in sports not human trafficking?

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I wonder if Jeff Foxworthy's wife is attractive because he sure is worthy of a fox.

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If I was a pirate, my pirate name would be Mr. Jolly Rogers.