Eva Pfister 📯

Geld sparen – Kostenloses – anders leben & anders Geld verdienen – Hilfe & Tipps für (werdende) Eltern – Alternativen nutzen : hier zwitschert die Groschenhexe!

[Eva Pfister 📯 @Groschenhexe]

@Mel04xyz Wir sind gerne wieder dabei und hoffen ein paar Menschen eine Freude machen zu können! Auf unserer Liste sind kleine Wünsche von den Kindern, uns Eltern, aber auch etwas für die Tiere.

https://t.co/ocr8BmCzxs

#wunschnachten2025 #wishlist

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Tech support to the rescue...

A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself.

The query:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications and intimacy, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

The response:

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.
html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

[Igel-Hilfe @HilfeIgel]

Vor 2 Tagen wurde mir ein Igel gemeldet und nach dem sichern zu mir gebracht🫶 als ich den Karton in die Hand genommen habe, dachte ich, oh der hat aber wenig Gewicht🙈also auf die Wage😱ich musste mehrmals wiegen🙈ich konnte es nicht glauben, 236 g ein Baby 🙈jetzt 🙈

[GP Q @argosaki]

BREASTMILK
She thought she was studying milk.
What she uncovered was a conversation.

In 2008, evolutionary anthropologist Katie Hinde was working in a primate research lab in California, analyzing breast milk from rhesus macaque mothers. She had hundreds of samples and thousands of data points. Everything looked ordinary—until one pattern refused to go away.

Mothers raising sons produced milk richer in fat and protein.
Mothers raising daughters produced a larger volume with different nutrient balances.

It was consistent. Repeatable. And deeply uncomfortable for the scientific consensus.

Colleagues suggested error. Noise. Statistical coincidence.
But Katie trusted the data.

And the data pointed to a radical idea.

Milk is not just nutrition.
It is information.

For decades, biology treated breast milk as simple fuel. Calories in. Growth out. But if milk were only calories, why would it change depending on the sex of the baby?

Katie kept digging.

Across more than 250 mothers and over 700 sampling events, the story grew more complex. Younger, first-time mothers produced milk with fewer calories but significantly higher levels of cortisol—the stress hormone.

The babies who drank it grew faster.
They were also more alert, more cautious, more anxious.

Milk wasn’t just building bodies.
It was shaping behavior.

Then came the discovery that changed everything.

When a baby nurses, microscopic amounts of saliva flow back into the breast. That saliva carries biological signals about the infant’s immune system. If the baby is getting sick, the mother’s body detects it.

Within hours, the milk changes.

White blood cells surge.
Macrophages multiply.
Targeted antibodies appear.

When the baby recovers, the milk returns to baseline.

This was not coincidence.
It was call and response.

A biological dialogue refined over millions of years. Invisible—until someone thought to listen.

As Katie reviewed existing research, she noticed something unsettling. There were twice as many scientific studies on erectile dysfunction as on breast milk composition.

The first food every human consumes.
The substance that shaped our species.
Largely ignored.

So she did something bold.

She launched a blog with a deliberately provocative name: Mammals Suck Milk.
It exploded. Over a million readers in its first year. Parents. Doctors. Scientists. People asking questions research had skipped.

The discoveries kept coming.

Milk changes by time of day.
Foremilk differs from hindmilk.
Human milk contains over 200 oligosaccharides babies can’t digest—because they exist to feed beneficial gut bacteria.
Every mother’s milk is biologically unique.

In 2017, Katie brought this work to a TED stage. In 2020, it reached a global audience through Netflix’s Babies. Today, at Arizona State University’s Comparative Lactation Lab, she continues reshaping how medicine understands infant development, neonatal care, formula design, and public health.

The implications are staggering.

Milk has been evolving for more than 200 million years—longer than dinosaurs walked the Earth. What we once dismissed as simple nourishment is one of the most sophisticated communication systems biology has ever produced.

Katie Hinde didn’t just study milk.
She revealed that nourishment is intelligence.
A living, responsive system shaping who we become before we ever speak.

All because one scientist refused to accept that half the story was “measurement error.”

Sometimes the biggest revolutions begin by listening to what everyone else ignores.

[Eva Pfister 📯 @Groschenhexe]

@Ziegenmama Hier lässt der Frühling noch auf sich warten...

[Eva Pfister 📯 @Groschenhexe]

@DerFrankyman @ZauberBaerin Laufgestell klingt nach einer guten Idee!

[Eva Pfister 📯 @Groschenhexe]

@GamingGnom1337 🫂

[Dr. Karen v. Mücke @vmuecke_k]

Der Krankenstand sei zu hoch und die telefonische Krankschreibung würde ausgenutzt, so Kanzler Merz.

Für den Anstieg bei den Krankheitstagen sind vor allem Atemwegsinfekte und COVID-Erkrankungen verantwortlich.
⬇️

[Viechertante @wildtierhilfeKG]

Jedes Leben ist wertvoll!
Artenschutz gibt der Natur ein bisschen von dem zurück, was wir ihr viel zu oft nehmen. Weltschmerz ist der Treibstoff, jedem wichtigen Individuum eine Stimme zu geben. Für unsere Zukunft, für die Zukunft unserer Kinder, für Mutter Erde und ihre "Kinder"

[Norman Wolf @deinTherapeut]

Ich durfte mit dem SWR einen sehr persönlichen Film machen. Keine Schnittbilder - nur die Kamera und ich ❤️

Hier der Link:
https://t.co/qtMwP8RJuV

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

ICE agents in Florida openly talking about shooting people during a traffic stop that included a U.S. citizen. They describe headlocks and tasers for slow compliance, then laugh about it, joking that a $30,000 bonus makes it worth it.

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

krass wie schlagartig alles besser geworden ist, seitdem wir Bürgergeldempfänger ein bisschen mehr drangsalieren, vielen Dank Herr Merz

[Ben 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇸🇪🇺🌍 @twidderix]

Nur die AfD kann Deutschland retten sagt der reichste Mann der Welt, Elon Musk.

Warum er das so sieht ist leicht verständlich nach diesem Clip! 😉

[Eva Pfister 📯 @Groschenhexe]

@Lady_in_P1nk Ohne eure Beziehung und die Gründe für den Kontaktabbruch zu kennen, ist das schwer zu beurteilen. Objektiv gesehen ist das Schicken des Bildes aus der Tageszeitung eine neutrale oder sogar positive Geste, die Außenstehende auch als Wiederannäherungsversuch o.ä. deuten könnten.

[Luke Coffey @LukeDCoffey]

“We need Greenland for national security”

“We need Greenland for natural resources”

“Greenland is in our backyard”

“The people of Greenland aren’t governed well”

Now replace “Greenland” with “Crimea” and you have Kremlin talking points about Ukraine.

This is a problem.

[Der Bikey,Madman of Heavy Metal 🏍🎸🐺📯🏍🤘🦇 @Opa_Mit_Bike]

Achtung, Mal aufpassen und teilen.
Achtjähriger Noah R. aus Frankfurt vermisst: Polizei steht vor Rätsel https://t.co/06HQEwNZPm