Groucho Marx

Republican, fiscal conservative with an eye for meritocracy over racism.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@MAGACharlie2024 Pretty much

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@ag_0012 Soooooo Spain’s prime minister is an idiot…..good to know.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@WallStreetApes These assholes will probably vote for talarico just to see the state burn.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@IfindRetards I’m guessing that kid basically walked out and pointed to the umbilical cord:

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@MensHumor No bank loan? Dude is killing it.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@DogDeskAction She missed the robber….no Treat. (She got a treat)

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@loganclarkhall Not gonna lie, I may start doing this.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨 BREAKING: Nick Shirley just went FULL THROTTLE at the EPIC Islamic Center in Texas.
He showed up to film. Peacefully.
They didn’t debate him.
They didn’t welcome questions.
They hunted him down on their property and told him to get out.
A Muslim man follows him, pointing, demanding:
“Are you a Muslim?! This is NOT for you.”
Not “this is private property.”
Not “please stay on the sidewalk.”
Straight up: You’re not one of us. Leave.
Nick didn’t flinch. Camera rolling the entire time.
This isn’t a misunderstanding.
This is the mask slipping.
They built it. They control it.
And they just told America, on camera, that parts of Texas are off-limits unless you convert.
Cohabitation?
They just said the quiet part out loud.
Watch every second. This one is going to travel.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@GuntherEagleman Oil executives……

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Back in 2008 oil damn near hit $148 a barrel and gas was around 4 bucks.

Now oil is way lower and somehow we’re still paying more at the pump.

You can throw out all the excuses you want, but regular people know when something smells fishy.

Something ain’t right.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I try never to judge another’s faith—that’s for God to do—but if James Talarico’s pastor says she doesn’t believe that Jesus existed or that Jesus died for our sins…

…then that “pastor” is not a Christian.

She’s just a left-wing activist.

[Vernon Jones @VernonForGA]

Two Black men arrested for hanging a black woman from a tree in Mississippi. No outcry or protest or marches from Black Organizations, Black media, @NAACP @DNC @NABJ @TheBlackCaucus #JoyReid #SunnyHostin #Democrats @rolandsmartin @realDLHughley90 @TheRevAl Why? Because the alleged killers are not White!

[Kacee Allen @KaceeRAllen]

Lindsey Isaacs, a 23-year-old from Palm Coast, Florida, testified about being thrown into solitary confinement for more than three days after a Flock license-plate camera wrongly tied her Dodge Durango to a deadly I-4 crash.

Jail staff told her she had to stay isolated because of how serious the charges were. The cell door stayed locked for about 86 hours.

She said she was terrified she would spend the rest of her life in prison for a wreck she knew she hadn’t caused.

At her lowest point she didn’t want to live. She spent nearly two weeks in maximum-security jail before prosecutors dropped the charges.

Flock should be sued out of existence for this.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@bluelivesmtr Just imagine for a second the media attention if
the races were reversed…..just try and imagine…..I’ll help

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

EVIL EXISTS: This week marks one year since Theah Russell k*lled white infant Harvey Muklebust at a Savage daycare.
⠀
Harvey Gene Muklebust was 11 months old, days short of his first birthday, when he stopped breathing at Rocking Horse Ranch Childcare on September 22, 2025.
⠀
Police say Russell put her fingers down his throat until he stopped breathing. "I choked him, and he stopped breathing," the complaint quotes her.
⠀
Scott County Attorney Ron Hocevar said the medical examiner ruled the manner of de*th homicide by suffocation.
⠀
A Scott County grand jury later indicted Russell on premeditated first-degree m*rder and first-degree m*rder while committing child abuse.
⠀
She has not been convicted. She has been held on multimillion-dollar bail.
⠀
The 911 call went out at about 10:10 a.m. An officer found Harvey unresponsive, white and blue around the mouth, with no pulse.
⠀
Police say Russell also attacked another infant, identified as P.K., twice in the days before. That child was found with blood and foam at the mouth and turned purple.
⠀
Russell admitted those attacks too, police said. Chief Brady Juell said she stopped one attempt because "it scared me again."
⠀
Juell said Russell had worked at the center about three weeks and had a record of attention-seeking conduct, including setting fires and making bogus 911 calls.
⠀
Prosecutors have not filed a hate-crime count. The charging papers give no racial motive.
⠀
The first anniversary of that Monday morning falls this week. The first-degree indictment is what sits on the Scott County file.
⠀
#Minnesota #Savage

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

Don’t square up on a father and then act shocked when he doesn’t flinch. Those kids wanted smoke. They got it.
Now they’re crying because he didn’t fold.
And of course the NAACP made a “call for action” 🙄 god forbid you hold these kid’s accountable for their own behavior.

[Dan Aykroyd @dan_aykroyd]

Happy belated Birthday to the Murricane. The greatest comedy leading man of our time.

So many adventures over the years. One night shooting GB2, we appropriated two fully equipped police motorcycles from the movie’s motor pool and spent an hour chasing each other around a closed Central Park with full lights and sirens. No consequences. After all, we were Ghostbusters.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@arya_stark47 I think the dad in Gremlins invented this thing.

[יאיר לפיד - Yair Lapid @yairlapid]

UN Secretary-General António Guterres said: “I have never seen killing and destruction like Gaza in all my years as Secretary-General.”

According to even the most critical reports, Guterres, 70,000 people were killed in the war in Gaza, a large proportion of them Hamas terrorists.

During your years as Secretary-General: more than 600,000 people were massacred or starved to death in Ethiopia.

377,000 died in Yemen — that figure appears in reports issued by your own organization.

150,000 were killed in Sudan and 12 million were displaced.

Hundreds of thousands have been buried in Ukraine.

You didn’t see it? They died before your eyes. You simply looked the other way, because the Jews couldn’t be blamed.

[Groucho Marx @GrouchoMarx2300]

@jamierkennedy @PresidentsCup Why does the fat asshole behind him have his shirt hiked up?