Marlisa

Don't know how to use Twitter, never will.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

Everyday is pretzel day for white people.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@mgoodrum97 Ah, you have a baby! I haven't been on Twitter in forever, clearly. She's a cutie 🥰

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@SpudsyFoods Psst. If you're looking for the rest of your hot fry seasoning, you gave it alllll to me. I'm going to try it on some chicken tomorrow so thanks!

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@Cabelas are the pockets on your women's shorts made for flip phones?

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

Tobymac should rerelease Extreme Days. This was the year for it.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

I like to watch popular teen shows from the 90s so that I can wait for the inevitable storyline in one of the episodes where a guy tries to get a girl to smile...and they always succeed. It's very realistic.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@Rachel_Am19

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@Rachel_Am19

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@united since you guys apparently don't actually check emails sent to you... Can someone tell me why my ticket to Argentina hasn't been canceled yet but my friend's ticket (same flight) has?

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

Teens: DC > Marvel
20s: DC = Marvel
30s: When is the next series by Brian K. Vaughan coming out??

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@mgoodrum97 Yeah, the South has a penchant for being "rebels" and they're really letting it all out this year, lol. But I'm glad you're working virtually so you don't have to put up with quite as many shenanigans 🤣

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I want to speak directly to the Black women in our country. Thank you. You are too often overlooked, and yet are asked time and again to step up and be the backbone of our democracy. We could not have done this without you.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Painful honest truths ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@Rachel_Am19 Eh, I can't speak on that, that's not my religion, lol. I just don't like when ppl don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" 😂

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@discomfiting @lexi4prez Agreed, it might as well be in our constitution to coddle Israel no matter what.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

@kristianmichele Meh.

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

Everything is bigger in Texas. https://t.co/kQr0DK1xHN

[Marlisa @Groucho_Mars]

https://t.co/pW73QVJtc6 No lies detected.