phil mortimer

The Ultimate Groundsman, Love Rolling, Calling Off Games, Talking, meetings,

Dislike 1st Team, 2nds and 3rds.

Rolling is all done pre-season

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@Ooxdan yes dan you mock as usual, yes I've called off mays league games. #bigfish

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Who wants to discuss the weather with me??

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

I wish @NickPang1 would shut up. I haven't missed him. Bored of kevs sales patter now

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

I'm back and I'm livid, @CHIMPBIZKIT is criticising the oval, @PeterPottersen @the_beer_mitt don't support me. @Swebby25 laughs. #livid

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@Swebby25 @peterpottersen @the_beer_mitt all got lots of mouth now. Get any runs this yr??? Wickets??? No. Yes I have a lot to discuss later

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Thank goodness that's over. Scarifying today, bet they would moan if I didn't do that. #showponys

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Kev tabb and @DeanClifton quit on the 11th and I had so many more grass and rolling stories to tell them.

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Didn't realise I had to play with 1st xl show pony @DeanClifton I'll bore the Geoff out of him

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@Mitch_turner12 hmmm you do your job. Take some wickets. #showpony

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@Mitch_turner12 I suggest u get out of your bed and look out the window. #wet

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Oh look the biggest show pony of them all @The_Beer_Mitt is criticising again. A good batsman will score runs on anything

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Heavy pulses of rain currently in SW England are heading to parts of Wales, the Midlands and N England this afternoon and evening. Richard

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Loving this weather, can't get the roller out in this. Might get it dirty #threeweekstillicanripitupandstartagain

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

http://t.co/8JTvdEqh” I've heard this might help bendy cox

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@PeterPottersen I'm averaging more hours per week on the roller than most of your so called best batsmen. #5

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@PeterPottersen @midnortoncc do what u want. U show ponies do when your batting.

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

@PeterPottersen @midnortoncc knew this was coming. Called it off last night.

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Quite right @millie2310, @learyfella should have been forward on that road.

[phil mortimer @GroundsmanMorts]

Another quality pitch for bowlers this weekend. Stuff the batsmen. #digin

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Don't shoot the messenger - Matt Taylor says the jet stream is going to bring us more rain this week: http://t.co/Pg6t62MX Matt B