Happy 250th Birthday, America, You Don't Look A Day Over 237! I believe in America, still, even if the haters and the traitors don't!https://t.co/xkKlHMcifh
@jk_rowling Aren't they just about the most adorable creatures ever? If you need another cute overload, Google momoji, or Japanese flying squirrels, close cuteness competitors to the quokkas.
"Perverts Have No Sense Of Humor!" (And Other Lessons From '90s Trolling) - In 1997, my partner and I trolled a B&D forum on a local BBS signing off as 'The Puritan.' The regulars threatened to tie us up; the moderator went full authoritarian. But they laughed it off and moved on. Since then, we've gone from a thick-skinned cyberspace and a sense of humor, to a mainstream internet policed by literal 'thought police' who view disagreement as violence and who nearly deplatformed a popular speaker at a college commencement ceremony who dared to encourage them to turn off their phones and think for themselves.
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"Perverts Have No Sense Of Humor!" (And Other Lessons From '90s Trolling) - Well, they did back then but today's fragile flowers would require three days of bed therapy to cope with what we did to a group of B&D fetishists in days of yore. https://t.co/yDYZnGeqTH
Happy Juneteenth! Yay, we ended plantation slavery 160 years ago! Now when are we going to end it in our buying habits and in our own 'hoods? And start holding laggards accountable? <casts hairy stink-eye at certain African nations>
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Serious proposition: What if, if there’s a second Holocaust & it’s led by Canada? Montreal is THE most antisemitic city in North America and Toronto is no slacker either. Mark Carney has really fucked THIS one up. Excuse me, I have to send a blistering email to Ottawa.
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Since conservatives, Republicans, Christians, and other 'pro-lifers' value 'life' more than the unwilling parents, THEY can raise them. With my proposed Adopt-A-Fetus program, it'll be something akin to the Franklin Mint Ads, if you're old enough and American enough to remember those ads in the Sunday Parade magazine. Except instead of getting various Princess Diana dolls in $29.95 easy installments, you'll receive an army of regular babies, and you'll be laying out a helluva lot more than $29.95 each.
The Trump Anti-Birth Control Mandate: Introducing the Adopt-A-Fetus Program https://t.co/vGovuDyv7h