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I am attracted to hummus.

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Am I the only one who low-key wanna go on a date with @BurgerKing ?

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@Darknesss511 @HuntShowdown Horrible take.

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@NorthernEmil so true

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@HuntShowdown

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@sebasti161_ @discord Sorry

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Excuse me @discord, what the spruce?

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@sebasti161_ I think this is a fever dream

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@sebasti161_ What?

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YOOOOOOO new hour just dropped!

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Sorry, I got scared.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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I drank my home-brewed cider and threw up.

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My body
I'd like to choose
I do snus
And I brew booze

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When the lighter doesn't work, who'll light your cigarette?

your mother

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@sants_of_march @joakial_ Yikes 😬

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I don't really feel like posting something funny today.

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@PunishedBarry I'll kill you

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Meanwhile I had just dropped a pop-cake on the floor so I was pretty sad about that, but at least it was not a child.

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Living next to a shit ton of bars is crazy.
Actual conversation, directly translated:
"I'm so tired of your bullshit."
"Stop being dramatic."
"You don't get to talk to me that way when you don't know what I've lost!"
"What have you lost?"
"My child!" *She then bursts into tears.*

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Ok, I've decided to return to twitter.

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@IttsMichaell @Enderman U irrelevant