national.geo0

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[grace @gracefishlove]

in my next life i'll find you sooner and love you longer

[27. @dimvji]

i was so crazy back then (an hour ago)

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i will kill you niggas with my bare hands if i find out you ruined my bitch day are you crazy?

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

I’ve been sober in places you wouldn’t go drunk

[national.geo0 @GrrtPowBoom]

@cavempty_ Adderall

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[national.geo0 @GrrtPowBoom]

Me everytime I talk to my first love

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

always flirt like she's your ex-wife and you're trying to win her back.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

crazy take but a little distance makes the relationship/flirtuationship better.

[Basketball Performances @NBAPerformances]

LeBron James — Year 23 dunk reel

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Capitalism be like: “People aren’t going into debt when they’re sick and that makes me mad😡😡”

[🎱 @tinowrlds]

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani explains why he skipped Israel Day in NYC:

"Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith."

[geek bar miami mint @yourhotstonergf]

it is way too hot to be wearing a condom

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames