Grubby George

KING OF THE COMA!! Flights of fancy? I FLY into a rage! Lace up your'e shoes road warrior, we have slime to drive.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

My Uranium Core is depleted

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@JoeSandscript @yoshideadlock “What I would perceive as some unfun losses for the enemy team” humble brag.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

There is no Noodles & Company in the world that needs to be playing Fallout Boy loud at 1:43.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

Whenever I hear that someone likes the mountain goats I brace for fucking impact because I know they’re about to regale me with the tale of The Most Amicable Divorce Ever.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

I don’t believe in intelligent design because why would half of our body have to get naked for us to poop.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

The bitches try to Stan me
They think I am a Marsh
Can’t comprehend I’m Randy
Because my vibe is harsh

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

My bars so gentile call ‘em Goydian slips

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Check your fucking privelage. Not every one got to watch “BigMouth”

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

One day in their world. Is you hangin’ wit Rick or fuckin’ wit Mortie

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@JoeSandscript @TolarianCollege No its with cards

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

@harbizard Hi! i’m Spongebob!

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Watching Venom at the cinema and an adult couple two rows back had a blanket and just as Eddie Brock was eating chicken from the garbage, i could hear and smell the woman being fingered.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

You ain’t FROM the primordial froth. You are a little bitch boy who can’t be sprayed by a waterbottle. End. Of. Story.

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

Post-modern neo-classicism: She jerking on my penis ‘till I cum

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

Call me the Snakecharmer the way I get this kind of ethnic barista’s phone number because of the way I move

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

@JoeSandscript @Davi_Remastered Dude you’re so fucking sweet

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

I’m deservin’ of a turban

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@JoeSandscript Very little love from the LGTBQ!

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

Do you ever hear someone fart in the bathroom and think about how their asshole just made that, or am I alone

[Grubby George @Grubby_George]

@elonmusk @SpaceX Make up. Kiss already. Im going to tape you 2 2gether face to face until I see tongue