The Grundle Party is a strong advocate for cabbit rights, tirelessly working to ensure cabbits receive the legal protections, recognition, and care we deserve.
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hey guys i am awake, i feel like shit but i am awake. i was poisoned by britney, she told us while she was at devon and i collapsed right after. i barely had time to go get my wife before i did. they are telling me i will be ok, but i will be in the hospital for a few days
His heart restarted! Thank the lord, he is breathing again but we still don't know if he will make it through the night. I will continue to update here
I am sad to announce that our beloved VP, Geoffrorp G. Goldtstorp has been killed by Britney Baines Bgobgertson. This is a sad day for all. Rest in peace you were the best VP I could have asked for🫡💔
BREAKING 🚨 We have intercepted a note sent from the lead suspect of the #CabbitSummit bomb planting, the name of this individual being PoonBoy. We've tracked the ink to a warehouse in Nothern Maine and are now closing in!
We must always consider that this could just be an attempt to frame the poons, since my recent studies have shown that poons are the second to most mentally healthy people and I doubt someone sane would do this
Welcoming our NEW Citizen Relations Manager @Gruboogle! We're so excited to have him on our team and hope that we'll now be able to serve our nation and it's communities better than before!
Please give him a warm welcome!
To expand on this, The Humanitarian Aid division applies to cabbits as well, we have actually been working with cabbit communities in hope of brining prosperity to their great ways.
Grustavo Gring
Luckily everybody has been evacuated and is safe. Huge thank you to tonight's hero @veryhumanhuman for locating the bomb after noticing some suspicious activity!
@RealGroodman has just announced the AMERICA EVOLVED INITIATIVE™ at his rally, this is going to be the biggest #Grundle project EVER! After the rally is concluded we will be posting a thread with details!