egg mcgruff

he/him I like gundam stuff

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@spouons Can I get this as a sticker?

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@evilmurderer I did not know I was gonna be in this one why do I look like a shrimp 😭🍤

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

bitches are like “stay away from my man” when her man wouldn’t even fill a lesser soul gem

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@jay13x I tap 2 blue and target your booster box giveaway spell

[Nitpicking Nerds @NitpickingNerds]

🥳We're giving away OUR Commander deck (as seen on Extra Turns)!🥳

You can win this Baeloth/Noble Heritage deck (Worth $110), a new pack of Dragon Shield sleeves, two dice, and deck box!

How to enter:
-Follow us 📱
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[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@moffat_cody @JustaMinx You absolutely need this guy, he's the goat

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

If aliens came to earth and we explained all our technology to them I think they would get really hung up on helicopters. They would be sending videos of helicopters to their friends on Venus or whatever like “they get into these fr. I’m not kidding”

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@kaelavirusagain Hi :)

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

She says I'm hotter than Ryan Gosling🥰

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

Playing stardew valley is not enough, I need to move there

[ethel cainhurst † @durendoll]

the ideological divide between 'mechs as aircraft' and 'mechs as tanks' is as fierce as any of the battles the machines fight

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

@jamsvirtual

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

MIKU GFUEL

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

Can I nominate Chiitan, Japan's crazy masot for the upcoming US presidential election?

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

just bought 25 costco hot dogs

[🥉 Pipkin Pippa 🔌🐰 Phase-Connect @pipkinpippa]

my fucking tax dollars are going toward discord nitro and server boosts are you fucking kidding me

[greg @greg16676935420]

Things younger than Joe Biden and Donald Trump:

-Tupperware
-India
-Bill Clinton
-Walmart
-Credit Cards
-Color TV
-Highways
-Alaska
-Microwaves
-Hawaii
-Transistors
-George W. Bush
-Velcro
-ATMs
-Smoke Detectors
-Silly Putty

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@TheKrowSama I'll help take some of these kits off your hands

[egg mcgruff @GruffMr]

@GunsAndGamingUS Brb ordering a spare hazel