Riley Jensen

I think stupid things

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I’m terrified of infants

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Idk who needs to hear this but Grogu (baby Yoda) does NOT talk like Yoda. Yoda talked the way he did due to age (being 500ish years old). Grogu will most likely talk normally

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approximately 175 frogs

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What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?

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my snap is so dry you could snap me once and be my best friend for 2 weeks

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@ALEXSIGH watching my dog struggle to find a spot to poop because it’s too cold

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This is a nerd thing but the guy who voices Kimimaru in Naruto also voices Nazeem in Skyrim. I lost it

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I just got way too excited over the fact that the socks my grandma got me have ankle support

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@ALEXSIGH are you telling me that kendall’s mom is made up of 65 people

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@ALEXSIGH i once got 40k+ likes on a tik tok of my dog and I thought that everyone liked my dog but really it’s because people thought I had a carpeted bathroom

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@hannahkkremer hannah. what on earth did your brother need to mix food coloring with ranch for

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For Christmas, I got a ton of super useful kitchen supplies that I asked for. But you wanna know what I was most excited about? My light saber chopsticks.

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@hannahkkremer He’s scared of you.

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I don’t know @ALEXSIGH very well, but I do know that I have one personality trait that she doesn’t like. I’m sorry if I’m a disappointment to you 😞

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Ah, yes. Christmas. The time of year where singers sing the same four songs but compete with each other to see who can sing the slowest, the most runs, and use the most vibrato on notes on a song everyone already knows.

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@virginia_monk virginia are you joking. you look so amazing I’m in awe

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My dad: whatcha doin, Pig?
Me: oh just setting off the fire alarm trying to light my candles, you know how it goes

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@offthatbeat YESSSSSS every turn of the head makes you feel like one of elegance and it’s THE BEST

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My biggest flex ever was when I was moving into my apartment and I didn’t have any makeup on or my hair done and a girl I passed in the stairwell said I was pretty

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@JaceyJune The energy from this tweet is giving me life

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@officialdelaney HAHAHA no I just come from a rly small town that’s 90% mormon lmaoo