Ben McLaughlin

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

I Don’t Let My Kids Watch Winnie The Pooh Because I Don’t Want Them Idolizing A Fat Virgin https://t.co/hkN1RnYaZi #WinnieThePoohDay

[David Byrne @DBtodomundo]

So cool! Happy Holidays to you both!

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

On this Christmas Eve, we’d like to acknowledge our partners at @LAPDHQ who have been working with us to protect Christmas since Hans Gruber’s 1988 attack on Nakatomi Plaza. #DetectiveJohnMclean
#YesItsAChristmasMovie

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

I'm going to the bathroom...:)

[Tomb Moid @SlayerRules_420]

guys literally live in apartments like this and don't see the problem

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

dying to know what the students did to deserve punishment this extreme

[James Corden @JKCorden]

I can’t stop watching this.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I DON’T have a problem with any Race , Religion or Sex... I DO have a problem with DUMBFUCKS though.....

[Towson High Cross Country and Track & Field @TowsonXCTF]

Nathaniel with the hand-plant recovery!! #stylepoints

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

*Using a Ouija board*

Me: "Hello, is anyone there?"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"Fuck sake, this is a Soulja board."

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

REMNICK: So, some people say you want a white ethnostate.

BANNON: Yes.

REMNICK: Ah-ha! But that is racist.

BANNON: Yes.

REMNICK:

BANNON:

REMNICK: I see.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me: i'd like a big mac

waiter: sir, this is a fine dining establishment

me: apologies my good man, i'd like a vast macdonald

[Anne @admiral_annebar]

Beto O’Rourke:
-has visited EVERY county in Texas
-campaign run w/o PAC money
-actually understands border politics
-hottest man in human history

Ted Cruz:
-killed between 5 and 28 people in the Bay Area in the 1960s and 70s

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

[during sex]

Her: I want you to hurt me

George: *opens drawer and takes a bite of a pastrami on rye with mustard**

Her: what

George: *extends radio antenna and puts on headphones**

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

Rep. Stephen Lynch Destroys Republicans for holding 100 hearing into Hillary Clinton's email server AND Only 2 on Russia's interference into the 2016 election

This NEEDS TO GO VIRAL

THANK YOU Rep. Stephen Lynch

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

chiropractor: so what can i help u with today

me: i need u to lift me up and crack my whole body like bane does to batman