Charlotte

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[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Oi why is it so windy?! Pack it in.

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Can we petition to get rid of the shitty blue lighting they use at gigs?

[🔴⚪️ dan @danxafc]

Me trying to make a cup of tea this morning while refreshing ticketmaster #Oasis25

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

@JillDellow Don’t bother. I was let in and they kicked me out for refreshing the page after they said tickets were available and then they weren’t 🙃

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Even more fed up of all this shite trying to get tickets for my husband. The entire ticket purchasing process is beyond laughable.

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Already sick to death of hearing about Oasis

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Already sick to death of hearing about Oasis

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Public service announcement 🚨 you don’t need to @ someone in a Teams message when you’re messaging them directly.

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Why do bugs insist on chowing down on the knobbly part of my ankle? It’s not even a juicy bit of skin, what a waste of an opportunity.

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

On day 2 of a tattoo does anyone else convince themselves they have sepsis because it’s so sore & hot then rationalise with yourself that you’ve paid someone a good chunk of cash to stab you with inky needles billions of times and you have a huge pissed off chunk of skin

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

I didn’t think it was possible to be so pissed off to get a migraine but here we are #catchacopper

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

@HMRCcustomers do you make it impossible to get through on the phones on purpose? I’ve been booted out consistently by your bot instead of being put into a queue 🥴 do I just keep having to try or can you get someone to call me?

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Something pretty amusing about doing my grown up serious job listening to songs like Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang 🥴

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Ok so I’m in the lurgy stage where I can’t physically breathe in or out of my nose. At all, not even a teeeeensie bit to the point where if I try my ears pop and if I try to swallow then my head wants to implode.

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

& i can’t lay down flat because my lungs (or crap inside them) is trying to escape which really not ideal timing cus I’m so tired and I wanna sleep. But I can’t sleep cus I’m propped up to stop coughing but now I’m at an angle where my nose is blocked entirely so I can’t breathe

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Shout out to @AmazonUK @amazon for leaving a limited edition @blink182 vinyl out in the rain, on the floor of my garden all day. Didn’t use our Ring doorbell and decided to just leave it. Good one 🤌🏻👍🏻 top notch, thanks. 😒😡

[Charlotte @Grumpss_]

Just when you thought you’d gotten over feeling like shit (thanks Covid) you don’t sleep well cus your throat was suuuper dry and sore and now all you wanna do it have a biiiiiig stretch but you also can’t get warm.
I sense body aches on the horizon for tomorrow…

[blink-182 @blink182]

THIS IS OUR ALBUM COVER

[blink-182 Italia @blink182italia]

How do you do, fellow pop-punk kids? 👴🤘