Grumpus Aurelius

Back from the dead. Less marble, more nonsense. Grumpy wisdom from a Roman who’s had it with your hashtags and hollow politics.

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@CynicalPublius

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@therobbieharvey He a bitch.

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@TreyYingst And potentially already rescued: https://t.co/2H8Wfhxpq6

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@GBNT1952 To be fair, he was cut out of all planning, meetings and anything important - so he really didn’t know of the threat…

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@BrianRoemmele If Tony Stark and MacGyver had a love child, it’s this guy. Brilliant and worrisome.

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@ChefGruel

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@DataRepublican @TimothyDSnyder

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@Johnny_Joey Good on you, bro.

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@WesleyHuntTX

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@DataRepublican @BenStiller Brutal. Eviscerated.

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@elonmusk How do you prevent this? What steps are you taking?

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@timburchett @MarkwayneMullin @DHSgov Bad ass! Thanks for this.

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@BasedMikeLee

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@NiohBerg @grok, while I hope this is true, can you confirm? Truth matters.

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@ClownWorld

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@BRICSinfo

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@sentdefender

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@martin_ecl60818 @Defence_Index @grok @grok. Well?

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@martin_ecl60818 @Defence_Index @grok @grok , please proceed with the request.

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What’s so hard to understand what plastic surgery does?

• Eyes sliced wide: hooded lids gone, forever “startled” stare.
• Skin stretched drum-tight: lift plus fillers pull everything taut, smooth, shiny, zero sag.
• Jaw/neck chiseled - jowls & gobble vaporized.
• Hair jet-black reboot