Andrew Barlow

Husband to one, father to three. Stockport County fan

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

Sadly, he's taken us home by going defensive after scoring......

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊

[Everton @Everton]

💙🎄One of the most rewarding moments of the year.

Christmas cheer spread through @AlderHey this week as David Moyes and his squad made their annual festive visit to spend time with patients and their families.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

“This place is full of heroes.” ❤️

Another special visit to see the brave patients, families, and incredible staff at @AlderHey Children’s Hospital 🥰

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

Love an away day #StockportCounty

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

@NHSguy I've been down to Adswood Park twice this season to inspect it before our revised games, and it's been in an awful state. Reminded me of Lacey Green pitch 2 when it was a bog during the winter months

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

Another truly special day 😍

For one last time this season, thank you for your incredible support all year long 💙

We'll see you all in League One 🔜

#StockportCounty

[RobRyanRed - Wrexham AFC Podcast @RobRyanRed]

Ffs Stockport 😂😂😂

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

What a season, been fantastic following the team home and away this season

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

Thank you for cheering on the Champions this afternoon 💙

#StockportCounty

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Huge @Wrexham_AFC win and an incredible finish to another season and another promotion. Congrats to league champions, @StockportCounty… we’ll see you next year in League One.

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

Scenes we will remember for the rest of our lives 😍

How did it feel, County fans?

#StockportCounty

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

Pardon my language, but get in you fucking beauties #StockportCounty

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

🏆 A third league title in five years
🏆 A first EFL title since 1966/67

Stockport County. 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦!

#StockportCounty

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

Deserves so much credit does @hinchliffeben1, been a big part of our journey from the National League North to League One. The club has to reward him with another contract so he gets a crack at League One.

[BBC Sport Manchester @BBCRMsport]

From HGV driver to League One keeper 🤩

Ben Hinchliffe also becomes the first player in Stockport County history to win three promotions with the club 🧤

#bbcfootball #StockportCounty

[ITV Granada Reports @GranadaReports]

This is the moment the final whistle blew and fans flooded the pitch as @StockportCounty confirmed their promotion to League One.

More here: https://t.co/MHK6V0fizS

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

@TO_echte_liebe That's what happens with an underdog story, everyone gets behind it

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

But nothing about Stockport?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Wrexham 6-0 Forest Green Rovers: Rampant Dragons seal promotion to League One https://t.co/HI40mSW8VV

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

After losing in the play-offs last season the main objective this season was to finish in the top three to win promotion. Job done today, now for securing the title in the last three games #StockportCounty

[Andrew Barlow @GrumpyBarlow]

@TO_echte_liebe At least 10,000 fans would disagree with you...... see you at the Abbey next season unless you have found another team to support by then

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

🔝 League One, here we come! 😍

What a team. What a club.

#StockportCounty