Really Grumpy Cat

Stop having fun, it's not fun. And the answer is NO.

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I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire, and I had water, I’d drink it.

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#EverybodyWantsToBe in a lasting relationship. But it won't happen to you, because you're ugly.

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Don't ever be ashamed of who you are. Unless you're a hoe... Then be ashamed.

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Sometimes when I say "It's okay", I really mean "Go fuck yourself".

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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not fucking rocket science.

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Please continue to chew with your mouth open, I love the sound of food being turned to mush.

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Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

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*How girls tweet* Saturday: soooooo drunk like omg. Sunday: John 3:16. Bitch, please.

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Row, row, row your boat gently down the waterfall.

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If I don't mention you, then the tweet wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it.

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When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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Do I look like I "rise and shine"?

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I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.

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You know what makes me smile? The muscles in my face.

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I'll be happy before Taylor Swift finds love.

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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy."

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

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My favorite thing to do is sleep.

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It's not that I hate you, I just hate everyone.

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NEVER judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Unless he is wearing Crocs. At that point you know he's gay.