Grumpy Cat

I hate the player. And the game. Parody account.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Today is a new day. And I hate it.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... to Hell.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I believe in hate at first sight.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Of all the nine lives I've lived, this is the worst.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I hate Mondays.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

This is where fun comes to die.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

This is my happy face.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

You only live nine times.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Good morning? There is no such thing.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Everything you love is terrible.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I want to hear Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Don't call me maybe.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer? Good.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I hate everything and you.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

I'm not anti-social, I just hate most people.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek.

[Grumpy Cat @GrumpyCat_X]

Don't you hate when you buy a bag of packaged air and there's chips inside it? Pisses me off.

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Aren't we supposed to catch Kony this year or was that canceled?