Clif

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[Clif @GrumpyClif]

Pistachios in the shell are clearly the best nut, but what makes them addictive is the variance in flavor between each individual nut. Some are 6/10s, some are 11/10, and the search for those 11/10s is what keeps me cracking shells. The Pistachio Effect

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@megynkelly I just received a push notification from a lady saying that I was a disgusting pig and I was like yeah checks out

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After all these years, I just realized the expression 'you are what you eat' is cannibalistic propaganda.

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@EzerRatchaga I can see why you would say science, but my guess would be a fish soup/stew.

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@ChuckCallesto Weather balloons

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Hey @alyankovic, please remake @thedarkness "Barbarian" as "Bavarian". Thanks in advance, cheers. @JustinHawkins

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@caroljsroth Burning Man

[Clif @GrumpyClif]

Hey @onepeloton, I have had 3 cancelled delivery appointments, cancelled by the logistics company (no call) and each time I am placed at the back of the line for delivery. Support has not been able to help, other than giving me an appointment at the back of the line. Any help?

[The Folio Society @foliosociety]

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[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

Doing postgraduate work on PDEs at Ecole Polytechnique. She'll be running equity exotics trading at BNP by 2026 and still smoking me on the bike.
@AnnaKiesenhofer

[The Folio Society @foliosociety]

*GIVEAWAY* Don't miss this giveaway! To celebrate 100 years of Ray Bradbury we are giving you the chance to win a copy of Folio's edition of Something Wicked This Way Comes illustrated by @timmcdonagh. RT by midnight tomorrow to enter, open worldwide. https://t.co/q6qCOLis6c

[Clif @GrumpyClif]

@KayDMusiQ That is good to know

[Clif @GrumpyClif]

Rebecca Campbell now has the most important role at Disney. Anyone familiar with her?

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

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[Funko @OriginalFunko]

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[Funko @OriginalFunko]

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[Funko @OriginalFunko]

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[Jake Meyer FRGS @jakeclimber]

Help Twitter! My grandmother in Paris in the 1970s. Does anyone know what make of motorbike it is?

[Clif @GrumpyClif]

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