Grumpy Girl

Comedian. Follow plz If u liked or laughfed @ anything I wrote or twote, 4 more laughfs & so I can pay my rent. Thank u :)

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@rickygervais comedy god, liked my tweet. #GrumpyGirlHappy

[Sophie Yates @sophie_yxx]

@iAmEarlGray @GrumpyGirl1011 @Bethenny Comedic effect lost on some ...

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Lol all children have button noses, i had one you should c the shlong on me now lol

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny I listen to zero podcasts because I don’t drive so I need video but i just subscribed to @Bethenny podcast because ur fing funny, can you please post a video version too like on YouTube like Joe Rogan does? It’s better with video

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Clark1995Clark Someone help! I need accent translation, what he say?

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny @hbomax When? I need specific dates, my prozac stash is running low

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Lol because what ever @Bethenny, the most sarcastic housewife on the planet says should b reported n taken as serious as a doctor telling u, u have cancer, while that’s logical of course ! (This is sarcasm 4 the humor challenge n stick up their bum blessed)

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Definitely the funniest

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Ive been using my lapto mobile desk for eating since day 1 who needs a regular dining room

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@d00ditsalexa @LisaVanderpump @VanderpumpVegas Wheres the pic evedince? Don’t believe ya

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny I’m sure there was an eyelift or 2 lol

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Becki1967 @margaretmarin1 @Bethenny Of course its our business we wanna b just as pretty n we wanna know all the docs names so we can get the same. If ur a celeb comes with the territory

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny U go girl, big cahunas for none of the extra

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@billmaher @MeridianHallTO @Vancivictheatre @NJPAC Thats like a year reschedule, u sure u wanna plan that far ahead? We don't if the virus will take us all out tomorrow lol

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Ohhh those poor kids, not! I grew up wearing a gas mask, because people were sending missiles 2 kill me n the whole country, the spoiled brats will survive the miky mouse mask

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Just like the housewives do the show, drink! A LOT !lol AA what's that? Deny u have a drinking problem. N then it's just awesome

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@jimmycarr Halarious, amazing ability 2 rif with audiance on the spot #goals

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@RealTimers @billmaher @tomfriedman Lol we never had that ability, when we were lil we believed in imaginary guy in the sky aka god n santa n happy endings, what a bunch of b.s. most still believe that b.s. n u expect them 2 sort fact from fiction not on ur life

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Totally, u should tell us the news, it will b way funnier. Exception 2 the statement late night shows with comedians, I get my news from Bil Maher, Trevor Noah...

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny Some of us on a diet, u r triggering me ! I'm offended

[Grumpy Girl @GrumpyGirl1011]

@Bethenny It's the people in the world who r souls. Some animals have plenty :)