GrumpyGreenskeeper

Grow in superintendent and in-house architect of LaGusta National-opening in 2036ish???DM for membership inquiries. blocked by Patrick Reed

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

@RiggsBarstool Surprised you didn’t switch to Celsius this week

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

How does this affect Rickie Fowler commercials?

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

Sentry Insurance has committed to sponsoring the PGA Tour event at Torrey Pines.

The Sentry will be played at Torrey Pines North and South courses on January 27- 30 next year. This tournament will be the second event on the PGA Tour's 2027 schedule.

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

RT @iamrodneysmith: Tonight as I was driving , a deer ran out in-front of me . I’m ok, the van isn’t . Sadly the deer isn’t either . Curre…

[Metalworks Golf @MWPutters]

80% of men should play the white tees

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

@SHistorians Another $250 mil that they’d just piss away out here anyways

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

@TonyTurf Or just do whatever u want who cares ???

[Thad Thompson @TerryHillsMaint]

Polite communication is the key.

[Eric Griffin @TheoriginalEG]

Divots in the fairway should not be ground under repair. Play it as it lies bitches.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

The best story at the @ShopRiteLPGA and it’s not close.

That is @KimKaufmanGolf and 18 months ago she was diagnosed with breast cancer. In that 18 months she went thru a lumpectomy, chemo and radiation.

On Friday she will tee it up in her first LPGA event since before her diagnosis.

She had played a full Epson Tour schedule this year and has made 6 of 7 cuts.

The best news is she is feeling great and is cancer free.

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

If the range was a car

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

The range picker for the @DPWorldTour event this week is absolutely epic.

[Kevin Hicks @golfsuper1992]

@3sticksCGCS @RainBirdGolf There should be a special GCSAA award for guys like you who keeps stuff running that should've been retired decades ago. I'm thinking "The Antiquities Award" or "The McGuyver Award." I'm open to suggestions for the name, but the trophy will be awesome.

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

Real heros

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I think I’m going to make this the summer of the Hamburger. Gonna go for 100 burgers between now and Labor Day

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

This is the dumbest thing ever and you must be a +10 index then. No one ever has less fun with more birdie chances

[Martin Thom @MartinThom2]

@LouStagner Driver, wedge into par 5’s doesn’t entertain me I’m afraid 👎🏻

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

Are we going to try and make our water hazards more playable next?

[USGA Green Section @USGAGrnSection]

Golfers often complain that bunker sand is too hard or too soft, but how can superintendents know if there's a real issue? Measuring sand firmness will help 👇

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

@TonyTurf Always on a holiday weekend!

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

@dale_TexAgg1987 @GreensPro We aren’t open for another 5-15 years so I don’t blame you

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

This just gives titleist a reason to charge more when a competitor wraps their ball in a actual trash bag 😂😂

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

That escalated quickly… ⚫️SOLD OUT⚫️
The limited-edition TOUR B X & RX BLACK drop sold out almost immediately and we can’t thank our Team Bridgestone fans enough for the incredible support!
What started as a bold way to showcase the breakthrough performance of VeloSurge Technology turned into one of our fastest-selling releases ever. Stay locked in… because this won’t be the last special drop. 👀
More coming soon!

[MM🇺🇸 @MMGOLFSTUDIOS]

Hey @USGA

If the handicap system exists so people can “Compete, or play a casual round, with anyone else on a fair and equitable basis.”

Why does it matter if a player is male or female?

Shouldn’t there be just one universal system?

[Raymond Williams @_raymondwill]

Unboxing the McLaren Golf Series 3 irons.

First thoughts... They pass the mirror test. It’s kinda wild to think about how different the industry looks and feels in just 6 years. Arguably one of the more jarring shifts in sports culture, honestly.

But what yall think of em?

[GrumpyGreenskeeper @GrumpyGreenkepr]

Dear any golfer over 1 years old who doesn’t play on golf courses that are empty

[CMurphyGolf @FixUrBallMark]

Dear male golfers over 60,

You don’t get a prize for finishing your round in under 3 hours. When the course gets backed up, but is still ahead of time, you have no reason to hit into the group in front of you and gesticulate like an angry toddler on each hole.

Me