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Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.

[Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @GrumpyGreyhead]

How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at @dpadesign2020 and had a look at my stuff. Cheers

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Had this sale going for two weeks now. Sold one thing

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Those new Alexa adverts are proper AIDS

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@UnracedF1 It's still showing up in my timeline, so I wouldn't worry too much

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Had this sale going for two weeks now. Sold one thing

[DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020]

Because Black Friday is seemingly all of November now, our sale continues!

🔵 25% off posters
🔵 25% off mugs
🔵 30% off T-shirts
🔵 30% off phone cases
🔵 plus many more discounts

🛒 https://t.co/hbzX7OJnom

[DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020]

Because Black Friday is seemingly all of November now, our sale continues!

🔵 25% off posters
🔵 25% off mugs
🔵 30% off T-shirts
🔵 30% off phone cases
🔵 plus many more discounts

🛒 https://t.co/hbzX7OJnom

[Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @GrumpyGreyhead]

Me every time I walk into a pub in Worksop

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking dive

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Today's plan
1:

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Having a chicken balti pie for breakfast because I'm a go-getter who makes gutsy decisions

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@Beigerevenge You will never win. Two seater and three seater in my house and Albert would always - ALWAYS - sit either where I'd just been or where I wanted to be. Little orange prick

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New pb etc etc

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Fuck's sake

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How do you articulate your feelings about a match you dominated, you had the ball in the net twice, you hit the post twice, and still lost 1-0 in the 92nd minute? I'm not sure I've ever been so pissed off with a Tigers result

[Worksop Town FC @worksoptownfc]

FT | A late goal sends us out of the FA Trophy.

#WeRoarTogether💛

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After a couple of weeks, it gives me the greatest of pleasure to declare this Saturday officially Official™, in a very real and legally binding sense

[DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020]

Apparently you can now post more than four pictures in a tweet, so we're just testing this out...

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Oh fuck off #totp

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FUCKING BANGER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER #totp

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Is Richard Blackwood alright? #totp

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Grown adults who think they're in a Hogwarts house #names

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Love it when you tell desktop Twitter you're not interested in a particular trending topic so it gives you 17 variations of the same fucking one

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@idlewildgirl How did you get a photo of my fridge