SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody)

Father. Unit Chief. He/Him “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut • Layout by @alliedaudacity

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

//SSA Aaron Hotchner

•Devoted Father
•Does Actually Smile
•Will do anything for his team
•Experienced RPer
•18+
• Ships with Chem

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

@eideticmemry convinced him to dress up for Halloween…

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

On vacation with @alliedaudacity for their anniversary - Hotch is laying by the pool with a beer.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

Jack did too… still does sometimes. I think it’s important for them to have someone their age to talk to.

How old is your girl?

[» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 « @ScarredLegacy]

My little one would love that.

Might help her to know she’s not alone. She has big feelings about this job.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

@G0LDENBEAUT Hotch looked up from the file he’d read and re read about a dozen times, brow furrowed behind his glasses, and blinked at her. He hadn’t expected anyone else to be awake.

“No,” a small tired smile. “Seems I’m not the only one.”

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

On the jet home from another horrific case - Hotch can’t sleep.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

Or at least a play date group.

[» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 « @ScarredLegacy]

There should be a support group for agents who are parents

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

[On vacation, on a beach somewhere, with a lemon on his head]

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

@alliedaudacity //never Leave me :3

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

Retirement looks good on Hotch (who’s grown his beard out and got a bit of a tan) but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t miss his job…

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

—passed to fetch his brief case. It didn’t take long to pack himself up and in a moment, he was pulling his coat on.

“Take me home, Agent Morgan.”

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

It was a little thing but it still warmed Aaron’s heart; they’d learned to look after each other over the years, to worry, and he knew Derek felt better when they left together.

“Those profiler skills at work again, I see,” he teased, fingertips brushing his lovers as he —

[Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity]

"Why don't we get home and get some sleep?"

He's tired, but he always waits for Hotch before he leaves. It feels better for them to head home together.

"You look exhausted."

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

//okay but Hotch coming out of retirement for a case? 👀

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

—Hotch stifled a yawn as he closed the file and pushed to his feet.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

Perhaps it’s because they hadn’t been together for all that long in the grand scheme of things but sometimes it still takes him by surprise. Aaron blinks and glances between the clock and his lover.

“Right, sorry.” There wasn’t anything that couldn’t wait until the morning—

[Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity]

He looks at him pointedly.

" You're still here. Of course I am. "

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

After all these years, Hotch isn’t surprised and finishes the sentence he’s on before looking up over his glasses.

“You’re still here?”

[Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity]

Walking directly into the office.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

//my angel!! 😭 💞

[Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity]

|| love of my life!

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

The BAU is quiet this time of night but Hotch is there, finishing up paperwork.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

//MY FAVE DEREK 😍😍

[Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity]

|| I've had this account for three years, I cannot leave for good.

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

Retirement (and a lemon) look good on him

[SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch]

@alliedaudacity Soft noise of surprise but wrapping a hand around the back of Derek’s head to pull him closer.