Ken T

No longer a Grumpy Instructor. Travels with Vince.

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A weekend off is a rare and beautiful thing. I shall cup it in my hands and stroke it and tell it all my secrets and I shall call it Fluffy

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

@currys I was expecting a tv ordered on Monday to be delivered in Yorkshire yesterday. No delivery. Royal Mail tracking indicates it has returned to their Coventry sorting office 🤷‍♂️I head abroad on Monday for a week and don’t want it left on my doorstep. Can you investigate pls

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@Morrisons Really? There’s Savers and then there’s inedible…

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@destinology bit of an apostrophe howler on your Vodafone competition entry form response 😳 Sack the proofreader!! 😄

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@fesshole You’ve been a postman for 35 years? Well done!

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

@fesshole You need to nipple long to the gym, my friend.

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

a Heinz baked bean feast
a different kind of trump
both are unwelcome

#InternationalHaikuPoetryDay

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I only just heard
it’s haiku poetry day
last as usual

#InternationalHaikuPoetryDay

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

Who’s gonna tell them..?

#nyt #letterboxed

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@fesshole Stressful day at work? There’s a nap for that.

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

As it's #YorkshireDay there's nowt better than watching this again.... 🤣

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@Callumhunt1611 😂

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@Callumhunt1611 She’s on her way!

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@fesshole Did she start singing Day-oh! Da-a-a-oh!?

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@fesshole Permission should always be sought before going round the back.

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

@ProBikeUK @OptimateUK Nope. Always spec my bikes with no alarm. Owned a 2015 Triumph Explorer XC from new. Original battery, never seen a charger, still starts first time every time. Inc. 6 months in storage when out of the country.

[Ken T @GrumpyInstructo]

@SimonHbikes My biker group has many interesting pub chats discussing which way to enter Trevor…

[The Harry Enfield Show @HarryEnfield6]

Happy #YorkshireDay

[𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton]

As it's #YorkshireDay today, here's 82 seconds of Sean Bean saying "bastard".
Thank me later...