Jon Snow

Lord Frown-mander of the Night's Watch

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Actually I'll pass on that #Melisandre booty.. #GameOfThrones

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Didn't disobey a command? How about "Sup dont stab me thx" #SerAllisterThorne #FuckOlly #GoTSeason6

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Been a while. Felt a bit stiff. #StillDeadHumor

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Still dead. I think.

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Goodbye all. What is dead may never tweet. 😢

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Looks like I'm enjoying the afterlife well.. #WentToHell #AmNowLeafsFan http://t.co/Kc1USQVRdR

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Only the cold

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

So they killed me over a watch... #ForTheWatch #Rolex #Hublot #ThatEscalatedQuickly

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Forgive me for being extra sour today

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

"Yo Jon how was your weekened?" "Nothing special - just backstabbed and killed by men whom I called brothers.."

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

So anyone hiring bastards with good leadership experience?

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Maybe if I tweet enough I'll come back from the dead.

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Ramsay still hasn't had a finger laid on him and the good guys are dropping like flies. #GameofThrones

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

I can tell y'all that Westoros heaven is great. Good to see so many friendly faces.

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

I ran out of toothpaste. #FuckinOlly

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Monday doesn't seem so bad. Monday ain't gonna backstab you. #FuckTheWatch

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Fuck.

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Yo res plz

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

Well... this is a particularly grumpy time..

[Jon Snow @GrumpyJonSnow]

So stage 1 is denial...