Darren B Barnard

Cyclist, Runner, Swimmer, (not together!) I have a weight control problem...its called Eating!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Hello All, Current thinking is a mullet or a Mohawk. 2020 has done nothing for my fashion sense. #Haircuts

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Why can I now walk 2 metres away from any random strangers all day long - but not do the same with my family and friends?

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Well I am back again as so bored and thought you will all raise my spirits. But not before midday! #coronavirus #furlough

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

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[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

I would love clarification also! Wish to see my kids that live with my ex wife!

[Miles with Michelle @mileswithshell]

Ok Boris, so I can go for three runs a day if I want, and drive to work if I really can’t work from home, but when can I actually get in the car and go and visit my family again, because that’s all I really want to do #IMissMyMum

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@evmoregirl I am still trying to work out that you can go to a DIY store or Garden Centres but your unable to visit family or loved ones that don’t live with you? Bizarre!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@Morrisons If I select goods online and select the store for Click and collect prior to ordering. Why is there no stock of certain items or substitutes? Why were they available online if not available?

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Going for the Grumpy Serial Killer look!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Going through old previous tweets! I am still grumpy!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@H_is_running Last year was convinced I was 48. Sat in restaurant with friends, cake arrived with 48 on it. At that point Inwas asked my DOB. I was indeed 46.

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Monday already! I think hitting the snooze is to tempting! #sotired

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

It seems my cold is here for a bit longer than I bargained for! #happysnotday

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

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[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Well after growing my beard for 2 weeks! Buying the kit to control and nurture it! I go and shave it off!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

After people voted out due to a certain politician blatantly lied and when it was a success he abandoned his people. They do it again and vote for him! #crazy #BrexitParty

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@RW__Arena Unfortunately the Great British Fish & Chips wasn't great at all. Very very greasy/saturated. #Disappointing #StillHungry

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@Rhalou Ensure you have mobile Internet and places they can take selfies!

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

@Leekemp29Kemp Mannheim in Germany. Amazing atmosphere

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

Osteoarthritis in my hands are really causing me discomfort. Any advice on diet or pain relief welcome. #osteoarthritis #arthritis #wellbeing
#painrelief #tensglove

[Darren B Barnard @GrumpyMrMarmite]

I have just been asked if aeroplanes have fog lights like a car? She found out fog was technically a cloud. #ohdear