GrumpyOldDad

Grumpy. Old. Dad.

Criticism. Football. Occasional glory hole jokes.

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@TaraBull Listen here, Billie Eyelash, you might just be the creep

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@yoursimmo11 Yes, yes, yes!

I used to be a "gallon guy", just one of those morons that's always carrying around and drinking water

I was very active and cramping a lot so I started drinking more water 🙄

I should have done exactly the opposite

I was hyponatremic

Such a simple fix

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@saylordocs So both parties pay the same amount because the max benefit they can receive is the same 🤷‍♂️

Percentage of income has nothing to do with it and is a strange way to frame the idea

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@DraftKings The Mike Glennonites shall not be silenced!

Mike Glennon is forever!

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@trohmanfever Ok

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@trohmanfever No CKY = collection invalid

Sorry, I don't make the rules

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@AlpacaAurelius A lot of grocery stores (at least near me) will sell off their overripe/ ugly produce in a corner of the store

Sometimes I get about 8-10 not-the-prettiest oranges for about $2 and squeeze them

Usually, around two 10-oz servings

So worth it

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@NFL_DovKleiman This is one of the least arguable arrangements like this I've seen

Of course there's always some wiggle room, but this is rock solid

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@WallStreetApes So I imagine the "1.5 X more" label got replaced because it was inaccurate

I also think more of you are missing the point that one says "1.5 X MORE" and the other is "1.7 X"

If I had a 10 oz cup, 1.7 X that is 17 oz.

1.5 X MORE than 10 oz is 15 oz MORE, or 25 oz.

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@bryan_johnson

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@softbinary_ng @homegymcoop Just Google "strap-on full-body workout" and you should be all set 😆

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@homegymcoop I googled "strong guy underneath back deck strap-on pole hugger thingy" and the results were NOT what I had in mind 😕

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@SleeperHQ Spencer Ware

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@nonregemesse

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@BarbellFi Buy 10 triplexes for $80k each and live in your car!

Now you're getting 30 rent streams instead of 7.

You're welcome.

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@messedupfoods How the Panang Curry is so good, it's almost worth having all those micro plastic particles in my eyes, lungs, and testicles

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@junebug225

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@Jayhawk4Life_ @NFLNumbersGuy I understand the love for Emmitt, he was a beast, but I like to think how it would have gone if they swapped situations.

Barry would be insane in that Cowboys offense, and Emmitt would have been Curtis Martin - still a HOFer, but not the GOAT

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@DoogiTubeTv @NFLNumbersGuy @braves2430 No disrespect to Polamalu, but you simply can't take Ed Reed off this list

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@GavinNewsom My poetry teacher was always saying my dyslexia would make it really tough to pass her class.

But when she took my sculpture out of the kiln, it was perfect - I got an A+!