Grumpy Old Punks

Punk Rock from the angriest people on the planet: Frustrated, paunchy, balding, middle aged guys. Our latest EP is "Driving Around with the Blinker On."

[Lou Brutus @LouBrutus]

Here is A BEER POEM for National Beer Day. #NationalBeerDay #Beer

[Dead Schembechlers @BoBiafra]

The convicted cheaters of the corrupt Michigan Wolverines regime have been illegally installed as national champions. God is dead. #FuckMichigan

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

We can record a new song entitled “Steer Clear of Clear!”

[Lou Brutus @LouBrutus]

TRAVEL TIP! Avoid using the @Clear service at airports. I kept my membership going through the pandemic, but it seems now they’ve cut back on personnel and quality. Staff is overworked and nasty. Yikes! 😬 😳 😱

[Lou Brutus @LouBrutus]

THE DEAD SCHEMBECHLERS! The most insane chapter in my book "Sonic Warrior" is on my band Dead Schembechlers. A punk rock sendup of the OSU vs MICH rivalry that blew up on @HBO and @ESPN. I'll read from the chapter at https://t.co/04ZRYwvFi4 Friday at 6pm ET/3pm PT. #OSUvsMICH

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

SHAKE IT OFF! Check out the @GrumpyOldPunks punk rock cover of @TaylorSwift13’s “Shake It Off.” It’s on radio stations from coast-to-coast with @LouBrutus during an all cover song edition of @hardDriveRadio. #TaylorSwift #ShakeItOff

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

Pretty sure we saw Satanic Pregnancy open for the Dead Kennedys back in the 80's. #SatanicPregnancy

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

GRUMPY OLD PUNKS! Here's our theme song "Grumpy Old Punks." It's from our self-titled debut EP in 2011. Maybe they'll book us for a series of gigs in Kuwait City? 😆 https://t.co/sN7F3zwqO0 #GrumpyOldPunks

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

WE'RE BACK! Thanks to @Twitter @premiumbusiness & @TwitterSupport for helping us get our account back. It was stolen by a newspaper in Kuwait. Screw those swine! You may see us respond in Arabic to tweets from their supporters. Hit "Translate Tweet" to know what we're saying. #fHackers

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

HEY KIDS! Look for our new single "Those Hackers Can Kiss Our Great Big American Asses" coming soon! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Grumpy Old Punks @GrumpyOldPunks]

Welcome back to The Official Twitter of the Grumpy Old Punks! @GrumpyOldPunks #GrumpyOldPunks