Grumpy Pompey

Flag shagging remoaner.

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@UncleIssyMedia @erling To honour his mother who played a huge part in his development and got him where he is with his national team. She done fuck all since he moved to Manchester though.

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@kev_leddy @HamBone362 @MrJamesMay The Germans decided that inventing hitler wasn’t enough of an embarrassment so later they picked a guy called helmet to be their chief.

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@KhanSaba1278 FINALLY someone who doesn’t keep moaning about gangs of armed thieves on e-bikes, lack of police resources to secure convictions for trivial matters of burglary and rape and had the courage to speak out about the REAL problem in society: kids playing.

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@myswearyaccount @fesshole If you pace yourself then with a bit of luck you can time it so the vinegar stroke coincides with the onset of rigour mortis. Apparently.

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@Goverboy @Real_Lucas55 Good player - don’t particularly care about him as don’t support any of the sky franchises but ever since the child sakha felt the pain of missing the penalty that cost us the euros, I’ve wondered why the 30 year old man never took one and thought a little less of him.

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@BurnsideWasTosh Capitalism is awful and inevitably creates winners & losers with some very unfair individual outcomes. The only thing worse is all the other things we’ve tried. As soon as there’s a better idea than capitalism i’ll be out smashing mcdonald’s windows with the rest of the mob.

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@_onlyscott Mcmanaman

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@20th_Centurygal Timmy Mallet

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@pi_campbell @fesshole Why specify that the other had none? He didn’t have a vacuum cleaner either but they don’t tell you that

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@sciencegirl Cooking

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@Matt_Pinner Mainwaring

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@Matt_Pinner Birdseye

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@fesshole Is this why you became such an angry man Mr Pickering?

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@WilliamWeirFun @fesshole What a horrible name to give your child. Hope you’ve got that wrong Willy.

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@SaidhbhH26882 @fesshole “M. U. M.”

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@fesshole It’s easier to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.

Break the awkwardness by telling her you have a new handkerchief today and does it smell of chloroform to her?

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@Terry_Tenmen @fesshole I earn 3 times my wife maybe more. Wasn’t always that way. Never had a joint account. I pay most bills but not all. Never once discussed who pays what or why. Somehow she pays water bill and sky tv not me. Thousands of rows over the years, but we’ve never argued about money.

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@Flynny_DF @fesshole I believe the correct terminology is either “muddy bullet hole” or “rusty sheriff’s badge” sir.

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@wildlifegiri @PolitlcsUK Rapist

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@WeichAndre @PolitlcsUK Yeah good shout mate. I’d definitely prefer to have Andrew as a brother instead of Charles if I was a nonce.