Grumpy T

I’m me. You are not me.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@cibc why the fuck would you have an entire branch with ZERO tellers. Whoever thought that was a good idea, fire them.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@tacobell I bought your nacho cheese from a grocery store…top worst things I’ve ever eaten in my life. I wouldn’t let a fucking raccoon eat it. Crazy. Tastes nothing like the one from the restaurant. Fix up.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@elonmusk Sir, are you hiring? I’m trying to get out of Canada 😂

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@instagram you need an override for your consider editing your comment…what if I don’t want to fucking edit it? Free speech banned where you’re from? Suggest it, fine. Not allowing me to post without changing, horseshit. Change your fucking policy.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@fordnation there are literal craters on the 401 west in Durham. What the fuck are y’all doing with our provincial taxes? This is a provincial highway. Do your job man. Smh. @CP24 @CTVToronto #ontario

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@PierrePoilievre CAN YOU INVESTIGATE THE ASSHOLES CROSSING THE FLOOR THERE SHOULD BE A BY ELECTION FOR EACH RIDING WHERE AN MP CROSSED THE FLOOR. THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@BuzzFeedUK Do you know what a word salad is? Lmao

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@realDonaldTrump you should do something for the people of cuba. They’re the sweetest people in the world and their government is incompetent and has them living in poverty. Help them

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@theweeknd hey man, can you drop some new music. Everything is fucking trash. Thanks bro 🙏🏽

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@GOtransit you charge ppl an arm and a leg per commute and are insanely unreliable. People need to start holding you accountable and you need to start reimbursing riders for delays and inconveniences. Holy fucking cash grab. #Toronto

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@RegionofDurham are you guys planning on doing anything other than charging us insanely high taxes? You charge the most and do the least. York region streets have already been cleaned twice this morning. Salem road is a bloody shit show. Do your damn job.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@Pampers change your quality back to the original pampers swaddlers…what the fuck is this new bullshit? You charge the samep rice or more and lower the quality SIGNIFICANTLY. Despicable. #Pampersfail #parentingtips #boycott

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@rbhagavathsingh @ElexiconEnergy Was that subject to change? Their automated msg says TBD

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@ElexiconEnergy are you going to update the website? Your X? Anything? Do you know how many ppl are without power right now with no idea of what’s going on? This is crazy.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@ElexiconEnergy no power in Ajax on Salem road

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@LeafsPapi_ @AM34 do ur fucking job man

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

NYI announce today Palmieri out 6-8 months due to a left knee ACL tear.

An incredible assist

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@AM34 buddy, you planning on scoring anytime soon ?

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@AM34 7th in the Atlantic. Great job captain.

[Grumpy T @GrumpyT5]

@AM34 earn your contract god dammit. Mitchy is gone. Produce. Lead. Talk to other captains if you need help. Be better. Do better.