Grumpy TXVoterID

1st I was created as a solution to a nonexistent problem. Then they made me a hassle to get. It's almost like they don't want you voting.

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

And in other #VoterSuppression news...SD doesn't want American Indians voting. http://t.co/p1gYJxtnsa via @aclu Who was here 1st again?

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

4 Texas voter-fraud cases could have been prevented by photo ID law. I'm such a farce. http://t.co/Ku10y2SdJj

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

I'm not bad - I'm just designed badly. By politicians behaving badly. Wouldn't that make YOU grumpy? #VotingRights - don't tread on them!

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Greg Abbott to hand out TX #VoterID on Halloween. (Trick is u must be dressed as a birth certificate). http://t.co/z1iSozMSkt

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

U need a birth certificate to get a photo ID, but you need a photo ID to get a birth certificate. 5min video explains http://t.co/yiMjqGHxdW

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Problem at the polls in Texas today? @866ourvote has helpline 1-866-OUR-VOTE up & running. Call with questions! #votingrights Please RT!

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Actually, regarding #TheDraft, I see that online registration is available for selective service. #NotSoMuch for VOTER REGISTRATION

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

I just woke up screaming from a dream. I'd been drafted, into a war on women, minorities, and young people. What a nightmare! Oh...wait.

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Which state has lowest voter turnout in US? Texas. #ByDesign http://t.co/cLEgTbJcTk

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Tried to put myself out of my misery via hotsauce today when I saw this Via @PaulStewartII

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

I don't care who plays #Batman. I care who gets to vote. Get out the WHOLE vote & everybody gets to wear capes, ok?

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Is Greg Abbott a creationist? If so, somebody tell Eric Holder to speak slowly & use pictures when referencing numbers >6000.

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

~700,000 Texans who have registered previously to vote are estimated to be lacking valid photo ID to vote this November. #I'mGrumpy

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Rejected: an amendment that could have waived fees for poor Texans needing birth certificates, etc. to get me for "free" #GrumpyNeedsABreak

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Rejected: another amendment that would have required DPS offices to remain open in the evening and on weekends. #StillGrumpy

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Rejected: an amendment to the TX #VoterID law that might have reimbursed impoverished Texans for travel costs to attain me. #Grumpytown.

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Strange that in the complaint, the US only "alleges" that "Defendant Texas is one of the states of the United States of America"

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

I can still tweet while I'm the subject of a US Department of Justice lawsuit vs. TX, right? http://t.co/f09w3dnVrO

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

1/week is how often people come get me now, says @TexasTribune. So like ~10,000 years to go & all TX will be voting again...

[Grumpy TXVoterID @GrumpyTXVoterID]

Is there a support group for anthropomorphic twitter handles with anger issues?