A Grumpy Greengrocer

Take one disgruntled green grocer. Squeeze his plums. #greengrocerproblems

[A Grumpy Greengrocer @Grumpy_Grocer]

Why do people have to grin all weird when they size up the melons? #feeluncomfortable #awkward #greengrocerproblems

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Another golden oldie of Billy Davies! Selling bananas at Goaziou's before the days of Just William. http://t.co/dctVorggem

[A Grumpy Greengrocer @Grumpy_Grocer]

What is michelle obamas favourite vegetable? BARACKOLI! #notevenfunny #sozboutthat #greengrocerproblems

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It's probably about thyme... I joined twitter.