KMacB

Grumpy. Just grumpy. Unless there's booze to be had. Or a good book. That makes me happy.

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@lomuzack @ASPJoeIles I was just thinking the same thing. Mine's like a closet in an American comedy where everything falls out every time you open it 🙈

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@ASPJoeIles @ASPoliceHorses Well, I'm not attending in that case....

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@Serafina_6349 We ran over from work to help and it was my who colleague who gave CPR. I'll pass this on to him. Sorry to hear your nephew is still very unwell, hoping he's back home soon. 🤗

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@ASPJoeIles I'm like a hamster, I hide it my cheeks 😅

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@ASPJoeIles @LEGO_Group Got it 🤣

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@NatWest_Help my local branch in BS3 is closed when it should be open today. Please can you confirm it will be open on Friday? My last day off for the next couple of months and I need to pay coins in so can't use the app. Lots of unhappy customers outside this morning ☹

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@ASPJoeIles I'm sure Broadbury will make all your dreams come true Joe 🤣

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@ASPSpecials @abennett_police @ShelfordMark @ASPoliceDrones Well done guys, you've done yourself proud 👏

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@uppy89 @ASPSpecials I only realised yesterday that I've been in 15 years this year!

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@RossWintle Just move out, it'll be easier.

[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

(I LOVE this one!!!)

Yesterday I was surprised with a charming photo of this gentleman’s underpants pirate 🍆

I’m not entirely sure what reaction he had hoped for but I’m fairly certain it wasn’t a series of medical diagnoses

Talli picked the wrong woman

Sorry Talli 🤷🏼‍♀️

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@RossWintle That was like me going back to work 😅

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@danny47175 @EPColchester I'd just let you slam into the wall at full pelt mate 🤣

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@RossWintle I'd be rubbish, I have to spend at least an hour choosing plants I dont need 🤣

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@RossWintle How does that work???? How do you select what you want to buy or was it not plants you were after?

[KMacB @Grumpy_Kel]

@RossWintle @channel5_tv With my lack of sense of smell, this could be the perect job for me. Then I remembered how loud I squealed when I got bin juice on my hand the other day 🤮🤮🤮

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@Worster5 @RossWintle Not bad for not that long! Looking good @Worster5!

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