Matt Norris

Husband, Father, CAD genius, football player manager to name but a few!

[The FSA @WeAreTheFSA]

Paywalled UCL final: Joint statement from Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer, fan groups and the FSA.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

5 - Liverpool have lost five games thanks to 90th minute goals in the Premier League this season, the most of any side in a single campaign in the competition's history. Trauma. #WOLLIV

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Went off crying

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Championship won. In M̶a̶y̶ April.

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Paul Tierney decisions vs. Liverpool

Fraudulent

https://t.co/LyrZzCGnVc

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Benzema 21/22 - 15 pens

Messi 20/21 - 12 pens

Mo Salah this season - 10 pens

It's only a problem when Salah scores penalties?

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

92, 97 & 99 points in 4 seasons with only one league title to show for it. 11mm away from an invincible PL plus CL double season. Missed out on a quadruple due to an Aston Villa implosion and a Courtois generational performance.

And this weeble wants to talk about luck?! LOL.

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Exposing Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City 2021/22 title.

The most blatant corruption in football history 🤑💰💰

A Thread 🧵

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

I don’t think we should get carried away. We’ve only played 6 of the top 8 in the Premier League, the reigning Bundesliga champions who had only lost twice in 70 games and a Milan side that just spanked Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.

So we haven’t really played anyone yet.

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

"When is Christmas?"

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Kyle Walker - Euro 2024, goals conceded

But Trent can’t defend.

https://t.co/0DQ8kP3EIy

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Kyle Walker vs. Slovakia

Unpleasant

[#NukeMaranello @LewisWinAgain]

I think it’s the right time to put this back on the tl. LEWIS WAS NEVER THE PROBLEM

[The92Bible @The92Bible]

The Premier League if it was made up of the top 20 all-time English football major trophy winners 1871 to 2024 🏆

Classic 😎

[Scotland’s Coefficient @scotlandscoeff1]

This is wild.

🧨 Troyes🇫🇷 players throwing flares back into the fans in the stands as the match is abandoned 🙈

📉 Troyes fans protesting as they face back-to-back relegations to the third tier of French football

🌚 A reminder that Troyes are one of 13 clubs within the Manchester City football group (CFG)

💰 Troyes' record signing Savio🇧🇷 (€6.5m) has never played for them! He is currently on loan at another CFG club, Girona🇪🇸 and has 16 goals & assists in 32 games in La Liga as Girona sit 3rd

🆕 Savio has now agreed a summer transfer - to Man City 🙃

💶 He is valued at £40m but the fee City will pay has not been disclosed.....

✅ Both Man City & Girona will be allowed to play in the Champions League next season, because CFG owns less than 50% of Girona (47%) - so they are not classed as having the same owners as it's not a majority stake

🤷‍♂️ In completely unrelated matters, the president of the board of Girona🇪🇸, who also owns 16% of the club is Mr Pere Guardiola. Brother of Pep.

[James Nalton @JDNalton]

City Football Group owned Troyes face successive relegations, to France's 3rd tier. Fans throw flares and shout "Merci City" as game v Valenciennes is abandoned. Record signing Savio on loan at CFG Girona joins Man City next having never played for Troyes.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

2.87 - Liverpool’s xG total v Crystal Palace was 2.87 – their most on record (since 2010-11) in a Premier League match in which they did not score. Indeed, it was the most xG without scoring by any side in the competition since Brighton v Norwich in April 2022 (2.87). Wasteful.

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

There isn't one quote we could pick out of this interview to do it justice. If there is one interview you watch today, make it this one with @matmohoric.

On n'a pas su choisir une seule citation qui rendrait hommage à l'interview. Du coup si vous devez écoutez un seul interview en entier aujourd'hui, faites en sorte que ce soit celui de @matmohoric.

#TDF2023

[Matt Norris @Grumpy_dad_of_3]

@battye_paul @YorkshireSlang 👆🏻this!

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Man United have now had 10 consecutive domestic cup home draws in a row.

The probability of that happening is 1 in 1,024 🤓