Papa P | Roxy

•Call me papa 😏 •Father to Ophelia and Laertes •My bff is King Claudius •bunghole 👅

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-Summary of Hamlet-
Ok I'm done 🙂

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Hamlet Emoji Edition:

👻😮...
👻🔪😧...
🤴🏼👸🏼...😏...
🌷🌷👩🏼👼🏼😭...
💀😕...
👱🏼🎊🎉👸🏼😏...
🍷👸🏼😯...
👸🏼💀😫🔪🔪🔪👱🏼🔪🔪💀💀🍷💀
🍷💀🔪💀🎉😦?

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If Shakespeare made breakfast he'd make a hamlet🍳
*ba-dum-tshh*

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King Hamlet's ghost was really an instigator; he told his son to avenge him then dipped and was never heard from again @OGKingHamlet

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How Ophelia shoulda been with Hamlet

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Accurate

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Hamlet you prick

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Such a beautiful painting 💐

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Now that everyone is dead there's nothing fun to watch 😒

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Did hamlet regret killing me??

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By far the strangest day of my life

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Now for some light reading

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I'm feeling so mistreated in this version

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Partying in hell 🎉

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@laertesha @getlaertes you just killed me all over again 💔

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@laertesha I died trying to protect my family, you died cuz you hated someone else smooching your sis

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@getlaertes you know what, she's been surrounded by a filthy freak like you so no wonder she got mixed up with the wrong sort

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@laertesha I'm trying to preserve her innocence like a good father should!

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Love the newer version