Statler Waldorf

Just 2 old curmudgeons commenting on the state of cycling. Everything is fair game.

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Great to see @usacycling can afford to fly their CEO to Brazil for Pan Am Championships while cutting 2024 bonuses for all employees and stopping development programs. Maybe they can fly him to #unbound so he can see all the fees #usac is missing out on too. 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Imagine being a member of the @usacycling men’s teams pursuit watching the #Giro today and still thinking you had a chance at an Olympic medal 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Unless it was a rider’s idea. Now that would be a plot twist.

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

@philgaimon Unless of course it was one of the rider’s idea…..💡

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Checks results from #cx #Gavere World Cup and sees #teamusa results #mudfund is a #vacationfund #everyonelapped

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

What kid forgets his phone? None of them. None. BS to the maximum. And a doorbell? Come on man, we all know you’ve a Nest or some shit. 😆😆 but yeah, ok.

[Cycling Weekly @cyclingweekly]

Jonas Vingegaard reveals he missed an anti-doping test https://t.co/2va8b4AtTc

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Honestly, @usacycling - after all the money you spend on your IT we get sent this garbage. And you expect us to trust you to develop Olympians with all the fees you require from us? #shitrollsdownhill @Cyclingnewsfeed @cyclingweekly @outsidemagazine

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Watching the @usacycling $500k/yr ladies teams pursuit program lose to a team with mismatched equipment is embarrassing #panamgames2023 #Santiago2023 #woodmedal

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

6:48 back is very dropped. #ucigravelworlds #buttheFTP

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Checked Wout’s results. Checked Keegan’s results. #killthehypewitharesultgravelbro Hopefully it goes better than hanging onto the front group and doing shit all with that massive FTP like the last Worlds Keegster did 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #ucigravelworldchampionship @UCI_cycling @usacycling

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Year of education? 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ @UCI_cycling what a joke.

[Cyclingnews @Cyclingnewsfeed]

WADA to enforce tramadol ban starting in 2024

Painkiller added to prohibited substance list after year of education

https://t.co/KItgnnCJJb

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Looking forward to seeing how a #LaVuelta2023 win piles on the membership numbers for #usac Horners did wonders 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #stilljust42k

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Just making up the rules as the miles tick on by #LaVuelta23 @UCI_cycling 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #firstridertothrowasnowballtomorrowistheleader

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Good for him, but whats the point of @tourdelavenir if the leader is in a world tour team and has done a Grand Tour? Whats the fight for the future if he’s already in the future everyone else in the race is trying to achieve by being on development teams? @UCI_cycling

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

@Cyclingnewsfeed Does the winner get an automatic entry to a European CX race where they’ll get their ass handed to them? #crossiscoming 🤮

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

@Cyclocosm And the organization spends a cool million dollars a year of members money on the IT. Great job @usacycling 👍👎

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

Remember when the USA was good at mountain bike racing? #teamusa #usac #GlasgowScotland2023

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

@velovelovelo__ What?

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

More importantly: which are Olympic events, what nation won them and how does that play into #Paris2024 qualifications? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cyclingnews @Cyclingnewsfeed]

UCI World Championships medal table https://t.co/68mliLkjwY

[Statler Waldorf @Grumpybikeguys]

That’s a sad effort by #teamusa in the men’s Madison at #GlasgowScotland2023 #jra