Grumpy Cat

NO.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

No no no. I wasn't insulting you... I was describing you.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

If you got nothing nice to say... say it.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

April showers bring May flowers? I hate flowers.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existense.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

That was insensitive... I asked you to stop being stupid without considering how incredibly difficult that must be for you.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I hate it, I hate all of it.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

And by "k" I mean "f*ck you"

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

50 shades of text me the fuck back.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

"Don't you forget about me!" Already forgotten.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I bet none of your yoga pants have actually been used for yoga.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

Life. Eyeroll.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I would be nice to you but Im just not in the mood

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

I hate being this sexy, but somebody has to do it.

[Grumpy Cat @Grumpyy_caat]

One day I was born. Ive been annoyed ever since.