Great Uncle Jimbo

Grateful to our Founding Fathers … US coin collector … GOD FAMILY COUNTRY … God bless USA and troops … 🦅🇺🇸

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

Democrats have a bunch of insufferable girls and gays running their social media strategy.

Everything they share on social media is insufferable.

Keep it up.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@aakashgupta And imagine what the dad is doing.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

And imagine what the dad is doing.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Cookie stuffing already sent two men to federal prison. Shawn Hogan made $28 million as eBay's #1 affiliate before the FBI raided his home. Brian Dunning, the #2, took in $5.2 million. Both pleaded guilty to wire fraud.

Now leaked Slack messages show Phoebe Gates' startup ran the same playbook, and the founders knew.

Here's what Phia's extension did. During checkout it opened a background tab and inserted its own referral code, claiming commission on sales it never drove, sometimes overriding the affiliate who actually earned it. Nike and Nordstrom were among the retailers hit.

When Bloomberg first reported it in July, Phia called it a bug and said the company had just learned of it. The new leaks show Gates and Kianni discussing the practice with engineers back in December. Seven months earlier. And per Bloomberg, the code was a deliberately built feature with a toggle.

Bugs don't ship with on/off switches.

The wildest thread runs through one man. In 2006, eBay hired a fraud researcher named Ben Edelman to run compliance checks on affiliates suspected of cookie stuffing, the cases that became the Hogan and Dunning prosecutions. In 2026, the researcher who reviewed Phia's code and concluded it was designed to claim unearned commissions? Ben Edelman. Same investigator, same scheme, 20 years apart.

The eBay cases are also why the 20-year max is real. Prosecutors argued the cookies themselves, transmitted across state lines, constituted the wire fraud. That theory won, and it turned cookie stuffing into a federal crime.

Hogan got 5 months. Dunning got 15. Both were first offenses.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

Never trust a “socialist”.

Never trust communists.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

They want you to spend all your free time glued to screens like TVs and phones while you blindly live your life working 50hrs a week until you’re 70 so you can continue to fund their ponzi schemes and corruption.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

I don’t think @durov is a terrorist accomplice.

And I don’t think @elonmusk is a Nazi.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@SenWarren Stop calling him an oligarch then.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

Never trust a man in a suit.

Trust blood only and always Trust God.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@catturd2 They treated him like the Messiah…

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@WillieNelson Do you think this image is stored in literal clouds in the sky?

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@zerohedge Fraudster politicians don’t make errors unintentionally.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@NYCMayor I hope they arrest you. TERRORIST.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

They finally admit the truth.

FRAUDSTERS AND CHEATERS.

[Governor Mikie Sherrill @GovSherrillNJ]

Last week I learned that a serious software error in New Jersey’s Motor Vehicle System led to the registration of roughly 6,600 people who indicated that they were not U.S. citizens between June 2023 and June 2024, almost three years prior to my taking office. These individuals answered "no" when asked on a keypad whether they were a U.S. citizen when applying for drivers' licenses and identification cards, but through no fault of their own, the system registered them anyway.

This happened under the previous administration and, upon learning this information, I immediately ordered my chief counsel to launch an investigation to get to the bottom of what occurred. I also ordered the removal of any residents from our voter rolls who were erroneously added between June 2023 and June 2024. The new MVC Administrator that I appointed has begun the process of replacing the vendor responsible for administering the system.

Our preliminary analysis shows fewer than 400 individuals who were newly registered for the first time because of the error voted. They were registered as Democrats, Republicans and Unaffiliated voters and were scattered across the state.

I want to underscore how seriously I take this matter. As a military veteran who swore an oath to defend our Constitution, and as a former federal prosecutor, I believe the integrity of our elections is fundamental to our democracy. I am appalled by the reckless failures that allowed this to happen and the lack of transparency shown by those in charge at the time. This failure didn’t occur under my watch, but accountability starts now. I am taking action to prevent anything like it from occurring in the future and make sure those responsible are held accountable.

As the Trump Administration tries to weaponize elections for political gain, I am ensuring we protect our elections. Let me be clear: Donald Trump has zero credibility on the issue of election integrity. For more than ten years, he has worked to undermine Americans' faith in our elections by spreading lies about legitimate election results, attempting to overturn a free and fair election, encouraging an attack on our Capitol when he couldn't accept the will of the voters, and defunding election security at the federal level.

The difference is simple: when we find a problem, we don't hide it, deny it, or invent conspiracies. We investigate it, we fix it, and we tell the public. That's what accountability and good governance look like, and that's exactly what my administration is doing.

New Jerseyans should have confidence that every eligible citizen can vote, every lawful vote will be counted, and every reasonable step will be taken to protect the integrity of our elections. That's my responsibility, and it's one I will never stop fighting to uphold.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

@SenMikeLee What are you waiting for?????? Stop tweeting and do it.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

Every social media platform charges for API access to enterprises.

Every hedge fund pays every social media platform for this.

But when Truth Social introduces it, the liberals CRY CRY CRYYYYYY

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

May God protect our troops.

Today

Tomorrow

Forever

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

It’s not racist to cross the street out of caution.

[Great Uncle Jimbo @GruncleJimbo]

The duality of man

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.