Dark Jester

Undercover Batman - My humour is a slit of the wrist away from inhumane - I'm not depressed just find utter joy in sadism

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I hope you get stung by a bee... or three.... I say this because I love you but your attitude stinks

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Come play DragonVale with me! Raise your own dragons in DragonVale! Download it on your iOS or Android device now: http://t.co/HwRuRQOjgD

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When you always randomly deleting your chats on your phone... #dodgy

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Dont cut off your nose to spite your face #MothersWisdom

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When I get my new S4!!!!!!

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#annoyed... I want data plan information. @MTN do not have an email support & @vodacom want security questions for a product question

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When a congolesian guy in a #mercedes #A160 stops and says he will give me a lift 2 Woodstock for R10 #dodgy #wtf

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Each #relationship teaches you something... the question is what have you learnt from it? #deepthought

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@ChauvanoAdkins

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When I get to do the Zorba(a greek dance) in a Portuguese restaurant #feelsGood #atLast #Heaven #MissMama

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The sweetest thing anyone tweeted me RT @MissCarenza: @GruntReview :)

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When you leave the bathroom whilst running the hot water to return and realise you haven't put the plug in properly! #epicfail

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You may lose people you love. You may lose things you had.. but no matter what, never lose yourself.

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RT @GreatestNotes: No one has the right to judge us because no one actually knows what we have been through.

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Best friends don't let you do stupid things...
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Music helps keep your memories alive. #ThatsFact

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RT @Sheldon_Jokes: "Hey, it's been forever. Let's hangout!"

Ummm no... It's been forever for a reason.

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Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put "lol" at the end of it. #TheTruth

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Apologising doesn't mean you're right or wrong, it just means you value your relationship more than your EGO.@ChauvanoAdkins @evan1985

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@AshwinF979 I agree with the fact of opening your eyes... But it can be another you with new experiences and ideas.