The moment when you think you are telling a funny quirky story from your childhood/preteen era but your normie friends with healthy childhoods are actually shocked and appalled. Whooops
In 2020, my old company laid off half our department. There was this other girl who also got laid off (this is all conjecture from social media) and got an older sugar daddy & seemingly hasnโt worked today since. I swear to god sheโs been to Greece like 3x. I think abt her often
I like to sign up for a random class action lawsuits. So far Iโve gotten $400 from Facebook and $16 from Snapchat for stealing personal data but worth it baby!!!
Me: See Iโm a catch. Because who ever I marry wonโt have to split holidays with my family. Cause they are terrible at holidays and I cant spend significant forced time with my parents
My therapist: letโs unpack that