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unrepentant stirer

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@nickgillespie @BadAlbumCovers @GoodwillIntl So The Thompson Twins weren’t the first band who couldn’t count

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@legwill @brianmoore666 The Forest is in a parallel universe accessible only via a wormhole through time and space.😁 it’s lovely though.

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@sheilaoliver16 @AlastairMorgan @alison1928 @JamesMelville Oh good we can all holiday in Cornwall with Sheila, all tha gammon and their unicorns.

£6 for a visa to get away from her and her ilk seems cheap.

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@debmc118 @ScottChapman86 @im_PULSE @Glinner Unfortunately they didn’t stop him behaving like a shit

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@JuliaHB1 Any journalist who uses the term “remoaner” is a contemptible hack.

JHB is the worst of the lot.

Grown ups have debates without resorting to name calling.

Still if you read the shot she writes you get only what you deserve.

[Tim Fenton @zelo_street]

EARLIER Boris And The Monkey Melon Moment: not a racist? Oh yes he is - and here's proof HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN https://t.co/l75qRM1xNE

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@YouGov It’s meaningless unless age is a factor. Every kid at school will have been in a “fight” even if that is being on the receiving end of bullying. I got hit on the nose by a local yob at 18 Y/O at a posh yacht club, was that a fight? Just shows that stats can tell all or nothing

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

Repeat after me :-
This is an EU deal we lose on leaving.
This is an EU deal we lose on leaving.
This is an EU deal we lose on leaving.
This is an EU deal we lose on leaving.
Cretin.

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@funky_farmer @Nigel_Mutt A wise old sheep farmer once told me that the sole objective of all sheep from the day they are born is to find the most inconvenient way to die.

Theory proven I think.

[Ian Rankin @Beathhigh]

Unbelievable line-up for a good cause.

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@crisbellamy66 @brianmoore666 @StGeorgesTrust You didn’t read back your tweet before posting did you. If you had you would have realised how stupid it makes you look.

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@PastPostcard I heard you can lash them together and use them as a raft.

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@MarcusStead The whole “locals change to welsh when English enter pub” is crap. I have spent many happy holidays in wales and it has never, ever happened to me. It’s the sort of thing self important tossers imagine.

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@realDonaldTrump It might be a good idea to read what you have written prior to posting. Then, maybe, you could avoid posting ridiculous rubbish like this shit. It’s not even partially true, it’s just playground story telling. #Trump=Fuckwit

[Professor Kishan Devani BEM @Kishan_Devani]

**VOTE & RETWEET POLL**

Do you support a #PeoplesVote/#FinalSayForAll?

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@BBC6Breakfast Once it’s fixed the rain will start and temperatures will fall to near freezing

[Amy Jackson @Oxtale]

OK Twitter, enormous ask but here goes.

On a trip to Ireland (Wexford to Clare) in July I lost a silver & quartz necklace. My cousin made it & it has huge sentimental value as my husband, who died in 2012, gave it to me as a present. If you’ve spotted it, please get in touch.🤞

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@cotswoldbees @britishbee @NFUtweets @michaelgove As per usual the drought relief will go to those who farm from the seat of their Range Rover and never get their hands dirty whilst the small family farmer gets the scraps