spicy peanut

Living is easy with eyes closed

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucked up that if you get a burger from anywhere besides Five Guys you have literally no way of knowing how many guys were involved in that process

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[spicy peanut @GuacaMolly424]

@kendallhalll Blue text only 💁🏼‍♀️

[BIBA. @Lovetounj]

I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Impressing a girl who owns cats on our date by eating so fast I throw up

[Chris Blunden @blundenm8]

Used up all my sick days, so now I’ve got to call in dead

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks

[Kendall @kendallhalll]

The art The artist

[spicy peanut @GuacaMolly424]

@kendallhalll Curtis… hahah

[Nikko Benson @nikkoabenson]

That’s good stuff. That’s the stuff I like

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

PTO stands for Prepare The Others cause I won’t be there.

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

hi yes am 22 year old that turns seat warmer on to help back pain

[Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13]

New concept: a fake ID but one that says that I’m under 26 so I can keep my health insurance

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[🏴‍☠️ray🏴‍☠️ @suckmyariesdick]

nooo don't kill yourself we're short staffed ahaha

[D  @__Dantay]

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.

[Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke]

The opposite of an anti-vaxxer is a Vaxxinista

[jeana @jeanacappello]

just wanna know how covid affects mcdonald’s all day breakfast