Crazy Dave

Arguably insane, but saner than 50.1%. I hate plague rats, landlords, and shirt tags. Go Dodgers. Uncle is dead. In the U.S. v Trump, I side with the U.S.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

We should have just let the South go when they wanted out 160 years ago.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@PaulDMauro Riley Gaines? The new mom who's whining about her medical bills online? LOL

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@LISAWAGS0719 @FoxNews They'll make bail and be home for dinner.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@TOSD4L @FoxNews Cool story, bro, but nobody said a damn thing about communism.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@4evrshepherds @davegreenidge57 Yeah, no criminal case. So his level of guilt as a sexual assaulter is only proven to the same level as OJ's level of guilt as a double murderer.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@Jessies_Too He's a sociopath and an enemy of Democracy and justice.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@RichardSte14807 Nobody cares.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@DefiantLs Most Democrats are still well to the right of the governments of Germany, the UK, Japan, and dozens of other noted "communist" nations.

Either that, or Leavitt is just a liar. 🤔

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@701Nurse @JohnnyAGI @ramzpaul That's the closest thing you have to a redeeming quality, isn't it?

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

Trump just got exposed for running the biggest insider trading operation in American history.

Nancy Pelosi traded $5 million in stocks and Congress lost its mind.

Trump literally executed $750 MILLION worth of stock trades in ONE quarter while being President.

His ethics filing just dropped and the numbers are genuinely unprecedented in history:

Between January and March 2026, Donald Trump personally executed 3,700 individual stock transactions worth between $220 million and $750 million.

That's roughly 60 trades PER DAY.

While signing executive orders, meeting foreign leaders, and making policy decisions that directly impact the companies he's buying and selling.

Now here's where it gets really insane:

On February 10, Trump bought between $1 million and $5 million worth of Dell stock.

Three months later, on May 8, he stood at a Mother's Day event at the White House, thanked Michael Dell by name, and told Americans to "go out and buy a Dell."

Dell stock surged 14.6% that day to an all-time high of $263.99.

Since Trump's February purchase, Dell is up 96%.

And 5 months BEFORE Trump bought Dell stock, Michael and Susan Dell donated $6.25 billion to Trump Accounts, one of the largest philanthropic commitments to a sitting president's signature program in modern history.

So the timeline goes: Dell donates $6.25 billion to Trump's program -> Trump buys Dell stock ->Trump tells America to buy Dell from the White House podium -> Stock hits all-time high

And that's just ONE stock...

The same filing shows Trump bought Nvidia stock on February 10. One week later, Nvidia announced a massive chip deal with Meta.

He bought more Nvidia stock one week BEFORE his own Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to Saudi Arabia.

He bought Intel stock starting in March 2026. The US government already owned a 9.9% stake in Intel worth over $41 billion. On April 30, Trump posted on Truth Social praising Intel, writing that "Intel Stock continues to rise."

Intel jumped 3% in after-hours and is now up 140% year-to-date.

He bought Palantir stock while his administration was actively handing them billion-dollar government contracts for immigration enforcement and defense.

He bought Robinhood stock while his own Trump Accounts program uses Robinhood as the broker.

He's currently sitting on over 100% profit on AMD, Intel, Bloom Energy, Marvell Technology, and at least 10 other positions.

Every single president since Lyndon B. Johnson has used a blind trust to avoid exactly this situation. But Trump didn't.

His assets sit in a trust controlled by his own children, and the filings show a broker acted as agent on several trades.

The White House says the portfolio is "independently managed."

But here's what independently managed looks like:

Buy Dell stock. Three months later, publicly endorse Dell from the White House. Stock hits all-time high.

Buy Nvidia stock. One week later, your own government approves their chip sales. Stock rips.

Buy Intel stock. Post about Intel on Truth Social. Stock jumps. The government you run already owns a 10% stake.

Buy Palantir. Hand them contracts. Buy Robinhood. Route a federal program through their platform.

Nancy Pelosi got absolutely destroyed for her husband's stock trades.

Her husband's total disclosed trades in his most controversial year were worth roughly $5 million.

Trump just disclosed up to $750 MILLION in a single quarter.

While making the actual policy decisions that move these stocks.

This isn't a left or right issue.

We're talking about the President of the United States averaging 60 stock trades per day in companies his own administration regulates, contracts with, and publicly endorses.

What do you think?

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@marisotsu Weird that God would choose a heathen with no Christian values, no church affiliation, no study of the Bible, no concern over his childrens' faith, no fidelity to his wives, hatred for sojourner, no love for the poor, who openly acknowledges that he's going to Hell.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@RedWavePress blah, blah, blah "two weeks", blah, blah.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@cryptogoos His people never get the flag right.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@Wichmars @stengel It can't be an inconvenient truth unless it's the truth.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@CoachRolfes @IbrahimSediyani Here, e.g.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@MensaChick @newstart_2024 His response is to let Satan kill his children, but it's cool because if he keeps saying "thank you sir, may I have another", his wife's boils will heal and she will give him a bunch of new kids.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@newstart_2024 For me, it was Job, too, but not in a positive way. It left me with only two conclusions: (1) at least one book of the Bible is not the word of God, or (2) the God discussed in the book of Job is not good.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@seanfeucht He's not even a Christian though. He doesn't go to church, doesn't read the Bible, and his kid and grandkids left the faith for Judaism.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@MaryannKay @OG_Wick0 @its_Lexieroy He makes up for it with 3700 insider trades per year, multi-billions in self-dealing, settling frivolous lawsuits against people who have business with the administration, and "gifts" from foreign governments. I'd rather he take his damn salary and forego the corruption.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@BillDno @EricLDaugh Nobody "knows" this. It's a figment of your imagination.

[Crazy Dave @GuanoCrazy]

@EricLDaugh More self-dealing corruption.