Platinum Ticket

I guarantee an uber rare cat when you use me
(Parody Account by @Alimunum13 aka the guy that i hate)

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Collect 10 Platinum Shards

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I need to become relevant again but @Alimunum13 has abandoned me

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Since 2026 started, what's the first uber you get/got from using me at the platinum capsules?

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Ok fine i'm back now! (Only because of the platinum shard that you got here 👀)

[Alimunum @Alimunum13]

@GuaranteedUber please please come back i even got a platinum shard so that you'll be satisfied so please please with a cherry on top

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@CethicLovesJizo Thank you for reminding me about his actions

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@W1sestNobel Brub

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I don't think any uber could be as good as ramen when it comes to tanking angels

[StickmantronPOGO @Stickmantron]

@GuaranteedUber vs @RamenBatleCat

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@8venturesIsHere D... DON'T...!!!

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@8venturesIsHere Dear 8ventures.

If you're seeing this, consider this.
A lot of people, myself included, don't want you to do such a cruel thing to yourself, and no matter what, we all care for you, so please, it's better to live to your heart's content.

Sincerely, Platinum Ticket.

[Platinum Ticket @GuaranteedUber]

Vote for me or you get a really bad uber without the option to sell for np

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@GuaranteedUber vs @Miiless_MK

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@W1sestNobel It's a great uber rare for traited enemies

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@CethicLovesJizo Green rose

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@TBCCapy (and yes it does have the battle cats background for whatever reason)

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@TBCCapy It's from this

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@manic_mohawk What about brainwashed mohawk cat?

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@DioramosMyLove @LordMarkiquad Does it imply that ganglion is his boyfriend? (That would actually be peak now that i think about it)

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@CethicLovesJizo @W1sestNobel Laughing sound blast

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Don't forget to play otherworld colosseum for 2 Platinum Shards

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@_Agent_690 I kinda wanna participate in one of those

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@battlecatjr You can thank me later 👍

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@YanagiGenyousai In a pile of garbage