Town Guard

I guard the town. No, you cannot see the king. No, those rocks are not gold. Yes, I can hear you casting your dumb spells.

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Thou hath no obligation to follow an unlawful order.

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Peers, I find myself at an impass. Though I straddle betwixt Blue-Scry and hex; I can not support, even remotely, the plots of its master.

What would thou have me do? Should I keep a voice upon this site or begin to muster elsewhere?

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@mpeanutsweanuts A false title, I dare say.

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"Tremble watchman! I am the mighty Demon-Lord"

All-right, where be ye fief then? What crop doth they grow?

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By order of the king:
If thou art a merchant, thou art not allowed to portend the future to speculate the price of goods.

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Bugbears?

Actually, thou shouldst leave them alone.

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@yairkakon Credit unto thee, ser, for that's a fine looking schnitzel.

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@DevotionOath TERFbane gauntlets

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Hast thou tried this new "chocolate" stuff? The sailors hath brought it from far lands.

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@Goblin_Posting Is that where they went?

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@WzrdFrinkelbaum Madness belying genius behind it

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@cavalierposting Nay, I know of it not. Why, doth this name make appearance?

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Were the Missus and I ever to be blessed, I quite like this one.

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@FighterPosting Fie, I really need to schedule time to see a cleric.

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The town is richer for the many walks of people it hath. Let none tell thee otherwise.

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@ChivalryPosting Aye - I suppose we'll need to start to muster a few of their kind as watch.

[Town Guard @GuardPosting]

Watch men?

Aye, and the ladies too.

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@DevotionOath Based, ser.

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I hath survived my second ordeal by dentist and returned to rest.

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About once a day some old person portends me the coming of the demon hordes and the end of the realms as we know it.

Ser, I asked thee if thou had any trade goods to declare, not thy life story.