Not Louise Taylor

Not the Roy Keane-loving, Newcastle United-hating, Sunderland-supporting, Guardian Football teller of tall tales. GO QATAR! (KERCHING!!)

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@SirTerence And your point is? It's a statement . It's not censorship. Think you may be missing the point.

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Can someone ask @paddybarclay if we can have Twitter back. It's almost used up.

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Liverpool sign bent http://t.co/QfBNPbtT #lfc #avfc

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

RT @PlayerRepJD: Nasri not a Man City player for me <<<<really, could've sworn....

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

Sadly racists seems to love football and Twitter http://t.co/Y0919Hr6 #nufc #safc

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

RT @pickacard70: That's An ironic goalscorer, as all mags like a goodwillie #safc #nufc <<<< your mam a Mag is she?

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@CNarr07 Christ are you still doing the ITK jokes?

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

.@pbarclaytimes appears to be channelling the spirit of Sir Bobby Robson via Twitter. Loveable old bloke if entirely incomprehensible.

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

@SunSteveBrenner "do damage" is that Sunspeak for scoring goals?

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Sir Alex could pick a team from his injured players? Can't help thinking that would be a mistake #mufc http://t.co/psHpYoaQ

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Can't believe not one journalist realises transfer no = transfer yes at #nufc .... business as usual, just no "over the line" talk

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

RT @LaurenSAFC92: Hmmm keep Christmas money & save for a mac book or get new tattoo? :S want something Safc related <<<mac book def, macbook

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

RT @MartinLipton: @TonyEvansTimes Brave man who risks being labelled an apostate <<< Possible if anyone of us knew what that means

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RT @davidhepworth: Got through Christmas Day without watching even one minute of TV. <<< you must be almost as proud as you sound

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

@StephClarkEcho you do know there is football being played?

[Not Louise Taylor @GuardianLouise]

@janineself My point exactly.

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RT @janineself: I am sure that no-one will be surprised to learn Suarez is in my fantasy football team. #jinxed << maybe missing larger pic

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RT @wadey16: The bloke who has been added to the #safc board has shit hair! http://t.co/nTP2gqIj

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@MatKendrick Dude, it's Twitter - 140 characters - save the longer stuff for the paper

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@NUFCLatest Your mate says it's for people who "can't be arsed to read.." marvellous. Can't these people just watch telly?