GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon

Furry, father, artist, IT pro, and D&D nerd. ENM/poly partnered. he/him 18+. weekly pathfinder streams Wednesday 8pm central

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@FaunaofFloraTV god also had children mauled by bears for calling someone fat and bald so maybe god isnt that cool

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@hinge I appreciate that you have the option to select a relationship type on my profile but there’s no option to filter by it when looking. If I am looking for an open relationship and they want monogamy it’s just wasting our time to show me them

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@nixcraft 2% of people are facebook employees

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@GelbDraws sigh *unzips pants*

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

new ark for my account, horny on main.

i apologize for anyone i unfollow but my feed is not vibing with me anymore

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@Microsoft @bing

Kits use are a type of creature from Japanese folklore, art of them exists for hundreds of years and no one owns the rights to them

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@FaunaofFloraTV Ya I know I was being silly

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@FaunaofFloraTV The chemical that turns soybeans into tofu is gypsum which is also the main ingredient in drywall

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@FaunaofFloraTV If you enjoy the flavor of dry wall I guess

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@ArtistDuality Omg it’s cute!

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@ArtistDuality As someone who is not into sportsball I understand every word of this sentence but the combination is confusing to me lol

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@GingerbredGolem Who is brute and who is Cesar in this analogy?

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@FaunaofFloraTV The funny thing is Biden and Obama deported way more people than bush or trump if anything they are tougher on illegal immigration

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@RetroZo_ @DocDaZeus @war_dame87 @TheRightCant Why are they advertising for gay cruises on the military websites!?!?!!?

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@shoe0nhead You know I think a lot of these guys don’t understand that this shit is fun when it’s a fantasy but when it actually happens it’s gross and uncomfortable

Don’t ask me how I know

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@Talk_To_The_Hat Fall

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@ArtistDuality “Be not afraid” as the biblically accurate hands reach for your pants zipper

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@GingerbredGolem Decided to create a golem sona?

[GuardianNoodle Dice Dragon @GuardianNoodle]

@GingerbredGolem The cute little clay fella has a point

[おぼん @_0bon_]

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